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Post by pompey on Jun 17, 2011 16:54:05 GMT -5
"Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria. The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef." www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/ |
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Post by ssmynkint on Jun 17, 2011 18:28:27 GMT -5
Don't tell McDs? Who do you think funded the research? You deserve a ....... today!
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Post by JC on Jun 17, 2011 19:37:24 GMT -5
Isn't that their recipe for the mc rib?
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Post by mikeydokey on Jun 18, 2011 0:58:08 GMT -5
Police Detective Thorn: Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!
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Post by pompey on Jun 18, 2011 3:13:57 GMT -5
Isn't that their recipe for the mc rib? Oh no....the McRib is made from pig feces. Big difference. |
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Post by pictureman on Jun 18, 2011 9:01:55 GMT -5
This is Taco Bell's "seasoned beef".
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Post by pompey on Jun 18, 2011 11:10:32 GMT -5
This is Taco Bell's "seasoned beef". No, I think that Taco Bell incorporates actual cow anus into their feces-based meat. Perhaps if we got rid of FDA inspectors completely, we'd get better quality. I'm sure that the private sector would do the right thing - just like the mortgage industry did.... |
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Post by ssmynkint on Jun 18, 2011 11:57:30 GMT -5
Rectum sore.
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Post by daworm on Jun 18, 2011 21:17:07 GMT -5
The mortgage industry was doing fine until the politicians decided that everyone should be able to finance a house, even if they really couldn't afford it. That's what caused the junk mortgages to exist. Once they existed, it was only a matter of time before someone set up a hedge fund around them. Of course, now everyone expects the government to get us out of it, but I can't see that going any better.
Back to the subject, I wonder if it tastes like sh...
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Post by pictureman on Jun 21, 2011 17:53:24 GMT -5
Served on toast, adds a whole new dimension to - you guessed it! - Sh.t on a Shingle.
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Post by pompey on Jun 22, 2011 14:33:56 GMT -5
Police Detective Thorn: Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people! [/i][/quote] Soylent Brown. |
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