Masturbating Trespasser

[legaltender]

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Masturbating Trespasser Booted From Frat

Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

By: Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
Posted: 3/26/07

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

[RuneDeer]

Are we sure this isn't some kind of weird fraternity prank??

Color me skeptical.

[Felix]

The fraternity guy opines:

Obviously, she was very disturbed

No kidding. Actually, that was pretty tame behavior compared to some of the stories Babs can tell about the truly disturbed people she has dealt with at the Bend.

[Gary]

She must not have been very attractive if they called the police.

[whimdriven]

Guys would pay to get that kind of action at Purdue.

[Deleted]

Can't help but wonder what the reaction would have been had it been a male in a sorority house.


Of course, it probably wouldn't have been a half hour.

[one]

I had actually ordered her to my house and she must have got lost.

[Jay]

Okay, even if she's old and ugly and stuff......that's still free entertainment right there....

~J

[one]

I wonder if they'd frown on me putting an ad for that in the free press.