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Post by CMF Newsman on Apr 19, 2007 8:48:23 GMT -5
DALLAS - The first witness in a lawsuit Wednesday between two neighbors was a real ass. Buddy the donkey walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being. The donkey was at the center of a dispute between oilman John Cantrell and attorney Gregory Shamoun that began after Cantrell complained about a storage shed Shamoun was building in his backyard in Dallas. He said Shamoun retaliated by bringing Buddy from his ranch in Midlothian and putting him in the backyard. Cantrell complained of donkey noise and manure piles. story
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Post by tcrashfx on Apr 19, 2007 10:09:47 GMT -5
I have had asses for witnesses before, but this is ridiculous!
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halk3
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Post by halk3 on Apr 19, 2007 14:56:48 GMT -5
I have had asses for witnesses before, but this is ridiculous! Probably smarter than some that you have seen
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Apr 19, 2007 16:35:12 GMT -5
Hah, hah, hah.......a donkey in the courthouse.... That's just plain funny. What's next? A cow? A horse?
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Apr 20, 2007 10:26:36 GMT -5
Just another damn lawyer....
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