New version of sex education classes...

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www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/school.sex.ap/index.html

Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class
POSTED: 6:36 a.m. EDT, April 4, 2007

Story Highlights• Four students allegedly have sex in classroom while fifth acts as lookout
• Four children charged with obscenity, fifth with being an accessory
• Teacher who was to supervise class went to assembly instead
• Word of incident passes from students to teacher to sheriff's office

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

[Warkitty]

*cackling*



Was the lookout their version of "safe" sex, since abstinence only education doesn't explain more..... practical... methods?

[gridbug]

Four fifth graders having sex, that much I understand, but how many of those four were using the fifth as an accessory? Pretty creative fifth graders if they already need accessories IMO.

[Deleted]

In fifth grade, I didn't know there WAS such a thing as sex.


but then there was sixth grade. Girls started having these things, you see.

[Dragon Lady]

gridbug said:

Four fifth graders having sex, that much I understand, but how many of those four were using the fifth as an accessory? Pretty creative fifth graders if they already need accessories IMO.

~LAUGHING~!!!!!!!!!!

Too good! And your karma moves up a notch!

[RuneDeer]

I remember "the talk" we got in 5th & 6th grades. This was in the late 1960s. The girls got to go first, because we "matured" faster, according to the CW. We went to the basement cafeteria...and a bunch of girls screamed when the janitor walked in accidentally. They showed us this movie called "Growing Up and Liking It," and what happens to an egg (and the girl's body) depending on whether or not sperm were involved. No mention of how a sperm might happen to encounter an egg. One girl (who knew the answer already) decided to put the teacher on the spot by asking her how the sperm got in there. The teacher pretended not to hear the question and went on to someone else!

A couple of years later in "Health" class (taught by a football coach, naturally), the lecture went like this (pretty much verbatim):
"All right, let's talk about VD. VD stands for Venereal Disease. Venereal Disease is transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. I'm not allowed to tell you what kind of skin, so don't ask. I'm not allowed to tell you how to prevent it, so don't ask. Just remember: THERE IS NO CURE. So avoid skin-to-skin contact at all costs. Tomorrow we will talk about tuberculosis."

[Bloodhound]

So, they got in trouble for doing their home work in class?

[Jay]

runedeer said:

Venereal Disease is transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. I'm not allowed to tell you what kind of skin, so don't ask. I'm not allowed to tell you how to prevent it, so don't ask. Just remember: THERE IS NO CURE. So avoid skin-to-skin contact at all costs. Tomorrow we will talk about tuberculosis."

I liked that.. That made me grin Just to be on the safe side, don't touch anyone at all, heh

[RuneDeer]

jay said:

runedeer said:

Venereal Disease is transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. I'm not allowed to tell you what kind of skin, so don't ask. I'm not allowed to tell you how to prevent it, so don't ask. Just remember: THERE IS NO CURE. So avoid skin-to-skin contact at all costs. Tomorrow we will talk about tuberculosis."

I liked that.. That made me grin Just to be on the safe side, don't touch anyone at all, heh

I know...imagine what the guys on the wrestling team were thinking after that class!