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Post by marshall on Apr 5, 2007 7:27:20 GMT -5
news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070404/NEWS01/304030027/-1/CINCIA Wayne Township volunteer firefighter is scheduled to appear Thursday in Mason Municipal Court on drunken driving and other charges after he was found wearing a woman’s blond wig and bikini in a public park. Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, was arrested about 5 p.m. Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park off U.S. 42 after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man. Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2007 7:41:07 GMT -5
> “I asked Cole what he was doing wearing a woman’s bikini at the park...
Dummy. He should have been wearing a man' bikini.
Oh, wait.
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Post by gridbug on Apr 5, 2007 7:48:04 GMT -5
This thread actually had pictures - scary!
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Post by Laura Rice on Apr 5, 2007 7:56:54 GMT -5
Just general advice for the new members - when posting a link, provide a few (no more than four) paragraphs of the story. There should have also been a warning that there was a photo of an old guy wearing that bikini!! NASTY!!!
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Post by gridbug on Apr 5, 2007 8:02:19 GMT -5
Dang!!! Too late for the photo contest!
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Post by Laura Rice on Apr 5, 2007 8:10:20 GMT -5
Dang!!! Too late for the photo contest! Bwahahahaha!!!! Grid, would you really do that??? LOL Laura
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Post by gridbug on Apr 5, 2007 8:20:42 GMT -5
Did I say that I would do that? Maybe... I've done worse
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Post by Warkitty on Apr 5, 2007 8:21:31 GMT -5
So, what was the problem? Was it being drunk, or was it the HORROR of being unattractive in a bikini?
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Post by Copperhead on Apr 5, 2007 8:27:22 GMT -5
At first I started thinking of that golden Aerosmith song, "Dude Looks Like a Lady." After looking at his photo, I've reconsidered...now I'm thinking about "Superfreak." I don't think Rick James was thinking of this guy, though.
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Post by gridbug on Apr 5, 2007 8:36:04 GMT -5
Yeah, driving the folks crazy with his hotness - NOT!
They could be a bit more specific with the "other charges". Certainly nothing about wearing the bikini. If he dropped the top it would be perfectly legal (and probably cover more than a Speedo)
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Post by Laura Rice on Apr 5, 2007 8:57:07 GMT -5
So, what was the problem? Was it being drunk, or was it the HORROR of being unattractive in a bikini? Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct. Not to mention, he looked absolutely GROSS in that bikini!!! ACK!
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Post by gridbug on Apr 5, 2007 9:21:13 GMT -5
> Not to mention, he looked absolutely GROSS in that bikini!!! ACK!
That was the indecent part - the quality - all his naughty bits were covered
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Post by Jay on Apr 5, 2007 16:58:38 GMT -5
He just needs a little makeup, heh heh
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Post by joedog on Apr 5, 2007 17:50:03 GMT -5
UGGGGGGGGGG MY EYES!!!! Not only should I have read thread first and was subjected to that horror Jay had to post the damn pic in the thread
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Post by TNBear on Apr 5, 2007 19:07:06 GMT -5
It's always good to know that there are people out there so much more disturbed than I am.
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Post by Milk on Apr 5, 2007 19:46:28 GMT -5
Meh... I've done it...
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Post by tcrashfx on Apr 5, 2007 20:03:40 GMT -5
Firemen?
A cop would have looked so much better in that outfit than the fireman did!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2007 20:08:13 GMT -5
Only with the proper lipstick.
and a couple of six-packs
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Post by mikeydokey on Apr 5, 2007 21:28:59 GMT -5
I've seen worse. I've seen women look worse in a bikini. I wish I haven't, but I have.
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Post by Sherry on Apr 6, 2007 15:21:04 GMT -5
Eeek! That was NOT very nice, Jay!
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Post by Jay on Apr 6, 2007 19:11:02 GMT -5
*Grin* I'm just trying to save you guys the trouble and time of clicking on the link and visiting another page. You should be thanking me
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Post by one on Apr 6, 2007 19:42:06 GMT -5
volunteer fireman. Apparently he still had a little spare time on his hands. A professional fireman would be somewhere training and wouldn't have time to play dress up.
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Post by Longshot! [ Saint ] on Apr 7, 2007 2:57:51 GMT -5
If by 'training' you mean 'growing a thick mustache, gut, and pouring over pornography as if it contained the cure for cancer', I'm with you.
Otherwise, it just shows you that with or without paychecks...firemen are freaky-deaky perv-o's, baby.
Freaky Deaky.
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Post by RuneDeer on Apr 7, 2007 10:50:36 GMT -5
He shaved his chest, but not his legs. No nail polish on the toes. The two shades of pink (bikini & flip-flops) don't complement.
Disgraceful.
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Post by Jay on Apr 7, 2007 13:18:11 GMT -5
Geez, what do you expect from a guy? To actually match? Phhht! heh
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Post by gridbug on Apr 9, 2007 8:54:37 GMT -5
Really! This pic just tells us he has issues
If he had the right toenail polish we would know he is gay. Bad color choices leave the subject open...
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Post by Longshot! [ Saint ] on Apr 9, 2007 8:56:45 GMT -5
Listen, folks. Don't be such critics. Again...
...He's a Fireman.
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Post by gridbug on Apr 9, 2007 9:11:10 GMT -5
Yes Shot, we put up with the oddities of firefighters, but do we really want firefighters that are flaming?
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Post by Jay on Apr 9, 2007 22:52:24 GMT -5
He's not flaming....I'm sure he's just experimenting......at being a transvestite....
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Post by gridbug on Apr 10, 2007 6:55:28 GMT -5
> I'm sure he's just experimenting But fo course - we can tell from > He shaved his chest, but not his legs. > No nail polish on the toes. > The two shades of pink (bikini & flip-flops) don't complement. Thanks to RuneDeer
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