Hey Lur... er I mean One.

[Bob]

You said you had a pet, a Shar-Pei so who's dogs are you chasing with the remote control truck?

[one]

People's dogs a few roads down...... where the fun driving is to be had.

[ScarlettP]

Let's all SING!

ONE! singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
ONE thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do;
You know you'll never be lonely with * you * know * who.

[Jay]

And together now...

"
One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers
One life
But we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other

One...life"

~J

[Gary]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away

[joedog]

Dear Sir I write this note to inform you of my plight
And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly gray
I write this note to tell why Paddy's not at work today

While working on the fourteenth floor, some bricks I had to clear
And to throw them down from off the top seemed quite a good idea
But the gaffer wasn't very pleased, he was an awful sod
He said I had to cart them down the ladder in me hod.

Well clearing all those bricks by hand, it seemed so very slow
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
That a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me.

So when I had untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead
And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead
I took off like a rocket and to my dismay I found
That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

Well the barrel broke my shoulder as on to the ground it sped
And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with me head
I held on tight, though numb with shock from this almighty blow
And the barrel spilled out half its load fourteen floors below

Now when those building bricks fell from the barrel to the floor
I then outweighed the barrel so I started down once more
I held on tightly to the rope as I flew to the ground
And I landed on those building bricks that were scattered all
around.

Now as I lay there on the deck I thought I'd passed the worst
But when the barrel reached the top, that's when the bottom burst
A shower of bricks came down on me, I knew I had no hope
In all of this confusion, I let go the bloody rope.

The barrel being heavier, it started down once more
And landed right on top of me as I lay on the floor
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say
That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today.

OK I'm a fan, pass me a Guinness

[gridbug]

That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today

The Molly Maguires/Mythbusters song!

Hear it now on "A Quick Pint", their new CD.

(this has been an unpaid endorsement)

[ScarlettP]

But JOE... That song doesn't have anything to do with "One".

[joedog]

yea it does
one barrel
one rope
one dumbass

[Jay]

One tequila

Two teguila

Three tequila

FLOOR!

~J

[Gary]

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Dragon Lady]

jay said:

One tequila

Two teguila

Three tequila

FLOOR!

~J

You spelled "two teQuila" wrong ~giggles~

Just dropped by to point that out

[Jay]

Oopsy, and now since you pointed it out, I can't go back and edit it...
Thanks

~J