Jay
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Post by Jay on Aug 19, 2009 14:39:12 GMT -5
you get a DUI while driving a snowmobile in the summer...
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Post by joedog on Aug 19, 2009 17:07:59 GMT -5
you cant hold on to the grass out in the backyard.
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Bob
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Post by Bob on Aug 19, 2009 17:55:16 GMT -5
You don't remember if you drove home or not, why there is no money in your wallet and why you're wearing women's panties...
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Post by gridbug on Aug 19, 2009 18:36:47 GMT -5
You don't remember if you drove home or not, why there is no money in your wallet and why you're wearing women's panties... One out of three ain't bad |
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Post by pictureman on Aug 19, 2009 19:54:03 GMT -5
...you finally get up the nerve to do a table dance and all the other guys keep pulling you off.
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Post by Warkitty on Aug 19, 2009 21:03:48 GMT -5
You can't lie on the floor without support
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Post by doodle on Aug 20, 2009 4:26:32 GMT -5
The porcelain isn't cool enough
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Post by ScarlettP on Aug 20, 2009 6:03:41 GMT -5
You start getting 'tunnel vision' and Mikey Dokey start sounding like he should run for president.
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Post by gridbug on Aug 20, 2009 7:05:24 GMT -5
...you finally get up the nerve to do a table dance and all the other guys keep pulling you off. I know that guy! I must admit that leaving the combat boots on made it better. (and for once I WISH I was joking...) |
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Post by BlackFox on Aug 20, 2009 7:26:50 GMT -5
I once rented two motel rooms in the same night. One before heading into the pub, and another at some point later in the evening.
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Aug 20, 2009 9:43:21 GMT -5
and Mikey Dokey start sounding like he should run for president. In that case, you're not only drunk, but also momentarily insane!  |
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Post by JC on Aug 20, 2009 22:45:08 GMT -5
You don't remember if you drove home or not, why there is no money in your wallet and why you're wearing women's panties... That was a wild night at last years family reunion! |
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Post by TNBear on Aug 21, 2009 20:01:36 GMT -5
"Mikey Dokey start sounding like he should run for president"
Just shoot me now.
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Post by ohwell on Aug 24, 2009 15:53:04 GMT -5
OK, I can't remember opening the bottle. I just remember running out of booze. Man, I am thirsty. HELP
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Post by daworm on Aug 24, 2009 20:35:32 GMT -5
Everyone claims it was you that puked all over the bathroom walls, but you know damned well you didn't do it. You only puked in the toilet. And that's your story and you're sticking to it.
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Post by joedog on Aug 24, 2009 21:26:58 GMT -5
You take this little jar from a grinning short guy, and wake up the next day.
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Post by Tsavodiner on Aug 24, 2009 22:28:49 GMT -5
...you wake up with some chick [with bigger feet than yours] in bicycling attire....
had to get that one in
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Post by joedog on Aug 25, 2009 5:20:06 GMT -5
...you wake up with some chick [with bigger feet than yours] in bicycling attire.... And there is a problem with that?? |
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Post by ScarlettP on Aug 25, 2009 7:06:23 GMT -5
"Mikey Dokey start sounding like he should run for president" Just shoot me now. *giggle* So glad that someone else remembers Daffy Duck. |
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Aug 25, 2009 7:58:06 GMT -5
You take this little jar from a grinning short guy, and wake up the next day. That stuff in that little jar sure is good though.... That's all I remember.. |
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Post by pictureman on Aug 25, 2009 11:14:31 GMT -5
...you try to emulate your Black Brothers by bustin' a sag in The Electric Cowboy, your pinstriped Brooks Brothers suit pants hanging below your ass in white, Fruit-of-the-Loom briefs.
This, of course, is another not-true story...
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Bob
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Post by Bob on Aug 25, 2009 12:18:51 GMT -5
yup we believe that for sure.... [grin]
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Post by ohwell on Aug 25, 2009 18:15:32 GMT -5
Can't feel your lips while raising the glass. Dam (beaver talk), I just spilled my beer.
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Post by snarkalicious on Aug 26, 2009 10:39:26 GMT -5
When you've become comfortably numb
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Post by snarkalicious on Aug 26, 2009 10:40:49 GMT -5
I remember reading a story once about George "the Possum" Jones-his wife had hidden all the car keys so he wouldn't drive drunk, so he headed out to the liquor store on a Snapper riding lawn mower....
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Post by BlackFox on Aug 26, 2009 10:43:57 GMT -5
When you've become comfortably numb Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying. |
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Aug 26, 2009 10:55:57 GMT -5
When you've become comfortably numb Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying. But you may feel a little sick. |
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Post by joedog on Aug 26, 2009 11:34:29 GMT -5
I remember reading a story once about George "the Possum" Jones-his wife had hidden all the car keys so he wouldn't drive drunk, so he headed out to the liquor store on a Snapper riding lawn mower.... It was a john deere fame tractor |
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Post by pictureman on Aug 26, 2009 17:57:15 GMT -5
...and that is a true George Jones story.
Bob, I was never at the Electric Cowboy.
But, just in case, how much do you want for the pictures??
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Post by pictureman on Aug 26, 2009 18:01:37 GMT -5
...you go for laughs by blowing bubbles in your host's punch bowl, 'til your host points out that's not her punch bowl, that's her toilet.
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