He he. my wife, who is from up north originally, had never heard of Snow Cream until she moved down south, and just doesn't "get it". Maybe the snow is dirtier up there.
If you don't have the condensed milk, you can reduce regular milk with some sugar in a sauce pan. Just cool it off before using it. Adding blended fruit is also nice. My grandmother used to freeze strawberries and I'd eat them, still frozen, with milk poured on top. Snow cream with strawberries isn't much different.
They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in east Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball. The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator. David Attenborough, on crediting God for the wonders of the world.