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Post by el Gusano on Jan 31, 2008 15:30:05 GMT -5
Some of you know that there are some menial jobs that pay very well, as long as you're willing to travel to places that most don't want to go. Most of them are rotating, so that you work 1 week on, 1 off, 2 weeks on, 2 off, or 18 days on, 12 days off. The company's will pay to fly you in and out of Anchorage, and you have to be an Alaska citizen. Well, I applied for a security job in Barrow, and thought I had a good chance, since the job had been open for more than 6 months. But, at the last minute, I was beaten out by a local! (Usually, locals won't do these things because they would have to sober up.) The company was nice enough to send a photo of the guy, though, and I have to agree that he looks like a better security guard:
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Post by Tsavodiner on Jan 31, 2008 19:11:44 GMT -5
I always wanted to work Bear Ass Security...
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Post by TNBear on Jan 31, 2008 19:52:35 GMT -5
Do not mess with bears.
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Post by goomba on Jan 31, 2008 21:03:12 GMT -5
thankgoodness I read it before scrolling down to see the local applicant very funny
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Post by Longshot! [ Saint ] on Feb 1, 2008 8:49:41 GMT -5
From what I understand, I had better stick to attempted relations with Panda's.
I understand the Polar's to be on the... Cranky Side.
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Post by snarkalicious on Feb 1, 2008 11:09:22 GMT -5
I guess you don't have to worry about repeat offenders-that security guard would just eat any intruders
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