Traffic Oops on 153, 2:30pm, 5/23/07

[stray]

Sorry in advance for not resizing them, but they need to be full size to be appreciated.

(It should be of note that yes....at all hours of the day or night...I may just be 'out there' on patrol...in my own special way.)

"HEY MANG LET ME TRY SOME OF THAT JET FUEL OCTANE BOOSTER SHIT!!!! WOOOO! GONNA KICK IN MUH VTEC!!!!"

[stray]

(and yeah, it was while I was moving and through my windshield...so sue me and my autofocus for clarity.)

[Warkitty]

Somebody wuz havin bar be que

[Sherry]

Wow! Is that a motorcycle on fire or the front end of the car?

[stray]

It was so fucked, I honestly couldn't tell....but I think it was a case of 'car eats bike.'

Just past the accident site, the first responding ambulance was busily strapping someone to a backboard with a bit of...vigor...so I have no idea what happened to be honest.

[Deleted]

Nice work, Massa Stray.

[mikeydokey]

WOW STRAY!!!!!
All this time
I never knew you drove the NOOGA.COM car
Will wonders never seize to exist

[stray]

Nice. Same color, less 'piss smell,*' better apparant state of repair, and a much more intelligent and tasteful driver.

(Heh and better gas mileage than the truck or the mustang, I'd wager.)

[Longshot! [ Saint ]]

They were probably 'sober'.

Pussies.

[stray]

No doubt. If you're going to do this shit in the early afternoon, you need to do it RIGHT.

[MSwafford]

That was at the Wal-Mart in Hixson?

What a fucking shock. /sarcasm

[Zaray]

Apparently it was a motorcycle. carsonphotos.net/webpage1466.htm

[one]

Nice shots, buttercup. They say the perp always returns to the scene of the crime.

[stray]

Based on that news story:

1) 75 feet? Maybe. 75 yards? No fucking way.
2) I hope that firefighters did indeed extinguish the motorcycle that was on fire. (As opposed to the one that wasn't.)
3) I didn't know Mustangs required divers.