Alex Teach
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*THAT GUY*
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Post by Alex Teach on Feb 3, 2012 0:31:54 GMT -5
I've heard about this forum. I've see its life, I've seen its death, and I've seen its resurrection. More than once. I avoided it because it caused my friends to get deposed. I avoided it because the streets of East Lake and East Chattanooga were ALREADY full of trolls, making "Duke" types repetitive, unnecessary, and therefore irrelevant. These factors (Duke, specifically) have been reduced. I won't be active, but I will interject now and then. While it's re-broadcast here as a relevant topic, I'm edited as FUCK in the local column I write. Lets see how I do here. OR don't. Who cares? I'm an ARTIST, after all. www.facebook.com/alex.teach |
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Post by Gary on Feb 3, 2012 7:09:55 GMT -5
Welcome to the jungle. We've got what you need.
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Feb 3, 2012 9:50:30 GMT -5
Are you a painter or something?
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Post by hotfishsandwiches on Feb 3, 2012 13:23:06 GMT -5
this is funny........I did in fact watch Sir Teach do some painting once. Then he walked to the fridge and drank straight out of my milk jug. Are you a painter or something? |
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Post by Gary on Feb 3, 2012 14:59:09 GMT -5
More like finger painter.
He is good with his hands, you know...
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TNBear
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Post by TNBear on Feb 3, 2012 17:51:55 GMT -5
Don't know, don't wanna know.
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Feb 3, 2012 21:52:02 GMT -5
Well...
The collective, pro-rated, IQ of the Police Blotter was raised a few points by the return of Alex Teach.
Despite that, I will do my best to return it to 'normal'.
;D
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Post by Warkitty on Feb 3, 2012 23:05:50 GMT -5
Aw geez, not *that* guy..
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Post by Tsavodiner on Feb 4, 2012 4:15:00 GMT -5
...there goes the neighborhood....
(heh) [TM]
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Post by frayne56 on Feb 4, 2012 6:47:25 GMT -5
Never heard of him.
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Post by Half-Tard on Feb 4, 2012 12:37:39 GMT -5
who gives a rats ass. get over yourself
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Feb 4, 2012 13:02:49 GMT -5
Evidently, you do, aceman as you keep reading and posting (To the detriment of all mankind). ;D
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Post by Half-Tard on Feb 4, 2012 14:43:59 GMT -5
that all you got deputy, stay on the porch son  |
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Feb 4, 2012 14:57:49 GMT -5
Yep, that's all I got. See you in a week.
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Post by Tsavodiner on Feb 4, 2012 18:41:25 GMT -5
My friend Teach shows me parts of myself that cause me to break all the mirrors at my house--
--but as long as I can hear Truth and stay sane, I know I'll survive.
'aceman' however is more like post-toilet hygiene when the paper breaks
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TNBear
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Post by TNBear on Feb 4, 2012 20:23:11 GMT -5
OK, move along please, nothing to see here.
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Alex Teach
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Post by Alex Teach on Feb 19, 2012 0:00:58 GMT -5
ACEMAN! Sorry, I haven't been here since the initial post. Unlike you.
More posts than any other recent thread in weeks, and more 'views' than all others?
Yeah. You got me, shitstick. Who are YOU again? Because you obviously know Me.
REMEMBER: It's not about 'sex'. It's about POWER & CONTROL, when you feel me effing you. NO WORRIES! It only takes a while when I give a SHIT about you.
You may now Continue.
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Ringleman#5
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Post by Ringleman#5 on Feb 19, 2012 5:56:39 GMT -5
10?
10 entire posts before someone tells Teach he's irrelevant?
You're slipping ma droogie.
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Post by pictureman on Feb 20, 2012 7:14:36 GMT -5
Alex Teach is a great guy. My friend Captain Tuttle and I have lunch with him regularly.
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Post by ssmynkint on Feb 20, 2012 10:14:40 GMT -5
OOoo! Literary reference! Horror show!
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Post by professorx on Feb 21, 2012 13:52:35 GMT -5
OOoo! Literary reference! Horror show! A cinematic reference. Did anyone actually read the book? |
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TNBear
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Post by TNBear on Feb 21, 2012 18:13:50 GMT -5
I have, several times.
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Post by daworm on Feb 22, 2012 7:32:14 GMT -5
All 21 chapters (the movie stopped at the end of chapter 20, where the US edition of the book also ended).
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Bryan Stone
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Post by Bryan Stone on Feb 22, 2012 12:28:25 GMT -5
don't confuse a multiple thread-jacked thread as relevant
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Babs
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Post by Babs on Feb 22, 2012 13:07:54 GMT -5
Teach is not only an excellent artist, he's a wonderful janitor!
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Feb 22, 2012 15:17:41 GMT -5
"don't confuse a multiple thread-jacked thread as relevant"
...says the thread-jacker.
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Post by voxpopuli on Feb 22, 2012 23:27:00 GMT -5
I still think he's a fucking tool, but he does make a few decent points now and then. Too bad he'll never get promoted as long as Littlefield or any of his handpicked successors stay in power.
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Post by Tsavodiner on Feb 23, 2012 3:50:20 GMT -5
I still think he's a fucking tool, but he does make a few decent points now and then. Too bad he'll never get promoted as long as Littlefield or any of his handpicked successors stay in power. Well, that's the conundrum. Littlehead doesn't HAVE anybody "in power". Yes, I had a little heartburn over Dodd's remarks about the Bureau of Prisons purpose on this Earth, but he's a good politician and what's a little horseradish between pals, anyway? The next Chief of Police will tell the tale, and I've seen some remarkable, if not miraculous, turnarounds in my time. I think Teach is WAY too damn smart to even STAY, but if he does he'll be something to be reckoned with for the foreseeable future. |
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Alex Teach
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Post by Alex Teach on Feb 23, 2012 10:56:30 GMT -5
And make no mistake: I AM a Tool.
Thanks guys. MAJOR points on the MASH reference. As for the sniping...it's what reminds me of my relevance. I'm not here to be liked, I'm here to speak. Otherwise, I'm just this guy, you know?
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Bryan Stone
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I'll give it six months.
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Post by Bryan Stone on Feb 24, 2012 13:24:39 GMT -5
I also meant to say that
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