Man Says Woman At Motel Filched $5,000 In Cash

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posted May 4, 2007

An East Chattanooga man said a woman he took to a Lee Highway motel put something in his drink that caused him to sleep a day and a half. Steven Shaffer said when he woke up he found she had stripped him of over $5,000 in cash and took his car.

General Sessions Court Judge Ron Durby bound charges of theft against Jennifer Louise Kelley to the Grand Jury.

She is held on $20,000 bond.

Shaffer said he had met Ms. Kelley the day before when she came over to his house on Glass Street. He said the night of March 24 there was such a "commotion" at his house that he recommended they get a motel.

chattanoogan.com/articles/article_106834.asp

[Homebrew Dave]

The dumbass had been on a booze and coke binge for 4 days with no sleep and he thinks she spiked his drink to make him sleep for a day and a half. Yeah right. This dumbass was walking around with over 5 thousand bucks in his pockets. A fool and his money are soon parted. Unfortunately she was the bigger fool for having taken his car and staying in the area.

Dave

[stray]

Did anyone else misread that headline as saying the chick 'Felched' 5k in cash?

Was anyone else as impressed as I was and then as ultimately disappointed when they got all lubed up to read the article and find out they misread it?

Or was it just me?

[snarkalicious]

She got a bitchin' 1996 Corsica too....

[TNBear]

Dayam, a '96 Corsica. Can't believe she didn't have it sold in a heartbeat.

[stray]

(The Heartbeat of America...today's Chevrolet...Corsica.)

[Tookie]

How many miles did it have on it?

[stray]

Ok, that was worthy. +1