First Michael Jackson joke

[spastikcomma]

A "friend" put this on Facebook:

Sorry for those who will be offended but this is pretty good. so farrah gets to heaven and they tell her - you've been such a good person, done so much for others that we;ll grant you one wish. and she says, 'i don't want any child to be hurt ever again.' so god killed micheal jackson.

[cadillacdude1975]

his plastic remains will be melted down so they can be used to make legos. that way, little boys can play with Michael.

[cadillacdude1975]

on another note, my 9 year old nephew asked me if i knew what killed michael jackson. i replied no, what? and he said that MJ died from the 12 year old nuts in his stomach. lmao i was crying.

[Babs]

Why did Michael Jackson like twenty nine year old boys?




Because there were 20 of them.