okz
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 10:29:10 GMT -5
I swear I would go back in time and and punch Martin Van Buren in the head!!
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Post by spastikcomma on Aug 4, 2009 10:37:02 GMT -5
You're just jealous of his sideburns.
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okz
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 10:42:22 GMT -5
he looks sooo smarmy....Like...."Look at me...I'm the President."
What an ass...
Can I be arrested for threating a dead President?......hmm..
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Post by spastikcomma on Aug 4, 2009 10:44:08 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure you can be arrested if you threaten him to his face.
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okz
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 10:45:01 GMT -5
You're just jealous of his sideburns. Cool Chops but he looks like a mama's boy  |
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 10:45:57 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure you can be arrested if you threaten him to his face. Yes your Honor he said we wanted to give Grant a "rear admiral."  |
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 10:46:44 GMT -5
I'd also punch...Custer in the head.....Show up at Little Big Horn...punch him in the head...then say."think that hurts...wait a few minutes."
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Post by fullphaser on Aug 4, 2009 10:57:35 GMT -5
I swear I would go back in time and and punch Martin Van Buren in the head!! Matin Van Buren was clearly a superhero. You are just jealous. |
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okz
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Post by okz on Aug 4, 2009 11:12:33 GMT -5
I swear I would go back in time and and punch Martin Van Buren in the head!! Matin Van Buren was clearly a superhero. You are just jealous. He is the master of the smug look...that must be his superpower, I can spit watermelon seeds farther than anyone I know but I don't look that smug about my superpower |
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Post by spastikcomma on Aug 4, 2009 11:15:38 GMT -5
I would have dressed differently today, if I had a time machine.
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Post by fullphaser on Aug 4, 2009 11:24:38 GMT -5
And I'm the guardian of time, but you don't see me bragging about my job. Look point is, that the man is just more awesome with his Sideburns as gifted by Thor himself, than we can ever hope to be.
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Post by Laura Rice on Aug 4, 2009 11:36:40 GMT -5
If I had a Time Machine......
I would go back to 6:30 last night and say no to an invitation that kept me out til after midnight... Where's that yawnin' smiley...?
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Post by spastikcomma on Aug 4, 2009 12:24:53 GMT -5
I may vote for Van Buren in '12. I just didn't know.
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Post by tnponder on Aug 4, 2009 13:11:55 GMT -5
I would have worn a hidden tape recorder to a meeting this morning and recorded a lunatics rant!
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Post by MSwafford on Aug 4, 2009 13:27:51 GMT -5
I'd go back and punch the guy who suggested I go apply at my current employer.
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Post by joedog on Aug 4, 2009 15:49:07 GMT -5
BOB!!!!
HIDE!!!!
Wait.. Bob works with worm....
Nevermind..................
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Post by zodiacman on Aug 5, 2009 22:25:08 GMT -5
I'd go back and say since Chester Arthur's father wasn't a citizen at the time of his birth, that he's not a natural born citizen and say that he's not eligible to hold the office of the Presidency. Then I would demand he produce his long form birth certificate and if he didn't, claim he was really born in Ireland while his mother was visiting her husband's family.
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Post by gridbug on Aug 6, 2009 6:50:16 GMT -5
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and invent the time machine. Then I'd go shoot my grandfather to cover my tracks  Nothing like a good time paradox. |
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Post by spastikcomma on Aug 6, 2009 6:58:11 GMT -5
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and shoot my grandfather. Shocking!! |
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Post by gridbug on Aug 6, 2009 7:02:57 GMT -5
Any critical ancestor would do. Time Travel would make a total mess of things, and what better way to cover up one's tracks than to have never existed?
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Post by daworm on Aug 6, 2009 8:34:27 GMT -5
I have a time machine.
(Its stuck in forward slow, though.)
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Post by BlackFox on Aug 6, 2009 9:16:35 GMT -5
Any critical ancestor would do. Time Travel would make a total mess of things, and what better way to cover up one's tracks than to have never existed? You would still exist, but by killing an ancestor you will have created an entire alternate universe! There's actually science to back up the theory. |
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Post by tnponder on Aug 6, 2009 10:52:21 GMT -5
...I would never have clicked on this thread. I need a flash drive for my brain. That way I can just remove it when I am trying to sleep.  |
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Post by sarahm on Aug 6, 2009 12:06:01 GMT -5
I would go back and punch my first husband in the head the first time he asked me out. Then when he asks, " Why'd ya do that? "... I would say, " You know why! "
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Post by MSwafford on Aug 6, 2009 13:16:44 GMT -5
I would go back and punch my first husband in the head the first time he asked me out. Then when he asks, " Why'd ya do that? "... I would say, " You know why! "  |
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