osrb
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Post by osrb on Sept 24, 2009 23:35:02 GMT -5
Sparks fly when a trapped penis is freed from a dumbell ring.
By JONATHAN LLOYD It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this. The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis. In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars. "They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot. Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped PenisThis guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2009 0:58:18 GMT -5
Oo, I hate it when that happens!
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Sept 25, 2009 10:16:25 GMT -5
Ouch...
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BlackFox
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Post by BlackFox on Sept 25, 2009 12:35:47 GMT -5
One the all time great FARK comment threads was about a guy who got one of his testicles caught between the slats of a wooden chair at his computer desk. Laugh out loud funny comments. I'll see if I can find it. I'm sure Gary could locate it.
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Post by gridbug on Sept 25, 2009 13:02:18 GMT -5
Whew! What a relief he didn't go off half-cocked.
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BlackFox
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Post by BlackFox on Sept 25, 2009 13:07:59 GMT -5
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RuneDeer
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Post by RuneDeer on Sept 25, 2009 21:16:33 GMT -5
Well, I hope he at least got a sympathy card from Ben Stiller.
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Ringleman#5
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Post by Ringleman#5 on Sept 27, 2009 8:16:36 GMT -5
Monthly winner here, ya'll.
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ScarlettP
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Post by ScarlettP on Sept 27, 2009 17:52:06 GMT -5
Pardon my Fark noob-ness.... What is FT or Greenlight?
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Post by snarkalicious on Sept 27, 2009 18:53:49 GMT -5
I've been a nurse for over 25 years, and I've seen men show up in the ER with all manner of bizarre things stuck on their willies. To be fair, I've also seen women with strange objects in their cooters, so I guess the obsession crosses the gender lines.
(edited to add-the very worst are the things people stick up their butts <shudder>) I try hard to be nonjudgemental, but sometimes you gotta excuse yourself and go into the linen room and laugh for a few minutes.
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Post by sluggo on Sept 28, 2009 21:26:12 GMT -5
I've been a nurse for over 25 years, and I've seen men show up in the ER with all manner of bizarre things stuck on their willies. To be fair, I've also seen women with strange objects in their cooters, so I guess the obsession crosses the gender lines. (edited to add-the very worst are the things people stick up their butts <shudder>) I try hard to be nonjudgemental, but sometimes you gotta excuse yourself and go into the linen room and laugh for a few minutes. Kinda like a former weather man for Channel 9? Here kitty,kitty. |
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