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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	I love half my wives. Sept 29, 2009 20:04:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2009 20:04:47 GMT -5 I love half my wives. The other half can drop dead. Just thought I'd throw that out and see what happens.

JC Full Forumite No Messiah Posts: 1,919	I love half my wives. Sept 29, 2009 21:29:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JC on Sept 29, 2009 21:29:25 GMT -5 The top half,or the bottom half?

gridbug Guest	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 6:49:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by gridbug on Sept 30, 2009 6:49:10 GMT -5 I don't have a single complaint about the wife I have.

augie47 Senior Member Posts: 837	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 16:45:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by augie47 on Sept 30, 2009 16:45:08 GMT -5 Sept 30, 2009 6:49:10 GMT -5 @gridbug said: I don't have a single complaint about the wife I have. I have no complaint about her either....

snarkalicious Forumite Insert nickname here Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earthbound misfit, I~ Posts: 1,463	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 17:20:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snarkalicious on Sept 30, 2009 17:20:41 GMT -5 how many do you have? Is there a Big Love situation here?
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MSwafford Senior Member The good die young but pricks live forever-Lewis Black Posts: 748	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 17:25:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MSwafford on Sept 30, 2009 17:25:02 GMT -5 I love my wife too. She divorced me.
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joedog Senior Forumite Posts: 2,830	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 17:30:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joedog on Sept 30, 2009 17:30:40 GMT -5 Love mine too.... The left side......
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 17:50:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2009 17:50:12 GMT -5 > I love my wife too. She divorced me. That reminds me of the (rather misogynistic) joke - - - - First guy: "My wife is an angel." Second guy: "Lucky you. Mine is still alive."

Tsavodiner Senior Forumite The Pompous Ass Mental Health Consumers For Gun Control Posts: 7,820	I love half my wives. Sept 30, 2009 20:25:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tsavodiner on Sept 30, 2009 20:25:51 GMT -5 "Got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...."
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Bloodhound Senior Member Sparky I like football Posts: 872	I love half my wives. Oct 1, 2009 11:03:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodhound on Oct 1, 2009 11:03:30 GMT -5 I love half of my wives. The other hasn't dropped dead.
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Warkitty Administrator Meaner than You Is not your monkey Posts: 8,201	I love half my wives. Oct 1, 2009 11:15:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Warkitty on Oct 1, 2009 11:15:53 GMT -5 I'm so glad I've never had a spouse to hate.
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ScarlettP Senior Forumite Cookie Fairy Posts: 4,856	I love half my wives. Oct 2, 2009 5:17:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ScarlettP on Oct 2, 2009 5:17:17 GMT -5 It's a good personal growth experience. I used to have one of those little yellow "Baby on Board" type signs in the back glass of my car that said "Ex-Spouse in Trunk".
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ohwell Full Member Posts: 238	I love half my wives. Oct 2, 2009 6:23:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ohwell on Oct 2, 2009 6:23:47 GMT -5 I love all of my husband, but only half the time.

Justin Thyme Administrator Forum Sage (parsley and rosemary optional) Scars are like tattoos with better stories. Posts: 10,303	I love half my wives. Oct 2, 2009 6:53:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Justin Thyme on Oct 2, 2009 6:53:03 GMT -5 Oct 1, 2009 11:15:53 GMT -5 Warkitty said: I'm so glad I've never had a spouse to hate. I'm glad I can say the same thing.
	JiT "Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone's lifestyle, you must fear them or hate them. The second is that to love someone means that you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don't have to compromise convictions to be compassionate." ~Rick Warren