goomba
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Post by goomba on Oct 7, 2009 18:28:56 GMT -5
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels. Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard. |
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Post by joedog on Oct 7, 2009 19:09:40 GMT -5
two punches, two down, I think the kicks were just to make a point.
Poor shirtless guy was still punch drunk few mins later.
I love the alley shot where he was asking the guys what happened.
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Post by pictureman on Oct 7, 2009 19:31:06 GMT -5
Holy Moly, I wish these two guys would take a walk through Brainerd. There are a lot of thugs around here who need a quick punch in the kisser.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2009 19:51:22 GMT -5
Oooo. That sounds like fun
except that I'm leery of earning the sobriquet, "Nighty Mouse".
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Post by Warkitty on Oct 7, 2009 20:36:13 GMT -5
T-two days till the muggers sue the trannies.
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Post by Bob on Oct 7, 2009 21:01:50 GMT -5
I guess he was too drunk to notice the "trany" was in very good shape..
I've met a few models that were fighters, pretty easy to spot if you look. They all walk like cats..
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Post by Police Moderator on Oct 8, 2009 4:19:45 GMT -5
Sounds like their little brains wrote a check their asses had to cash.
Serves them right.
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Post by osrb on Oct 8, 2009 6:10:27 GMT -5
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Post by MSwafford on Oct 8, 2009 8:16:17 GMT -5
I giggle and snort at this thread.
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Post by snarkalicious on Oct 8, 2009 13:56:04 GMT -5
Transvestite cage fighters? I love this country...
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Oct 8, 2009 15:48:29 GMT -5
You live in the UK?
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Post by Warkitty on Oct 8, 2009 16:06:46 GMT -5
I'd probably love the UK.
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Post by pictureman on Oct 8, 2009 18:17:19 GMT -5
"Oooo. That sounds like fun"
Yoda: I said "punch in the kisser", not "kiss on the puncher".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2009 20:57:04 GMT -5
Curses. Foiled again!
Oh wait. That's a different thread.
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Post by pictureman on Oct 9, 2009 18:52:12 GMT -5
(Hope you know I was kidding.)
The last great Cage Fighters I knew were Jackie and Don Fargo. Put 'em in a cage with the Germans and Sol Weingeroff, and the fur would fly, buddy!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2009 19:12:07 GMT -5
> (Hope you know I was kidding.)
Is that allowed on this forum?
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Post by pictureman on Oct 9, 2009 19:45:15 GMT -5
>(Is that allowed on this forum?)
Sometimes I wonder, my friend.
The problem with forums (fora?) is that, except for the occasional "emoticon", facial expressions can't be determined when someone cracks wise. Without seeing the appropriate eye-twinkle, it's easy to label someone a sphincter when really they're just being a little sarcastic.
Except in my case, of course. The original Mr. PatootieHead.
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Post by Tsavodiner on Oct 9, 2009 20:16:20 GMT -5
Sounds like their little brains wrote a check their asses had to cash. Serves them right. I haven't heard THAT one in a LONG time! And, pictureman, These eyes have witnessed the pageantry and spectacle of that event you described! Glory days!  |
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Post by bignana on Oct 10, 2009 18:46:46 GMT -5
(Hope you know I was kidding.) The last great Cage Fighters I knew were Jackie and Don Fargo. Put 'em in a cage with the Germans and Sol Weingeroff, and the fur would fly, buddy! You are aging yourself. I too have seen these two in a cage. |
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Post by mikeydokey on Oct 11, 2009 11:08:56 GMT -5
I'm glad those trannies got their asses kicked.
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Post by joedog on Oct 11, 2009 11:28:26 GMT -5
I'm glad those trannies got their asses kicked. Didnt watch the video did ya???  |
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