okz
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Post by okz on Nov 13, 2009 13:45:55 GMT -5
Could you imagine 72 Virgins? what a friggin nightmare
"Do you still think I'm pretty"
"Azzah stole my hairbrush"
"We all pitched in and made you goat noodle casserole, each of us added our own twist on the recipe"
"Were are my keys"
"This tent needs about 71 more bathrooms buster"
"Does this burka make my butt look big?"
AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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MSwafford
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Post by MSwafford on Nov 13, 2009 14:05:07 GMT -5
'I'd want 72 slutty broads who knew what they were doing.' - Walter
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goomba
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Post by goomba on Nov 13, 2009 18:53:47 GMT -5
I hope he dies. but, there is a mistake in translation....its not 72 virgins, Its 72 Virginians
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Post by Your fly is down on Nov 13, 2009 20:27:32 GMT -5
They should have tapped him 2 more times center of mass and then one more time in the head.
If he gets life a squad of soldiers will have to wipe his sorry paralyzed ass 4 or 5 times a day until he finally dies.
Too bad they can't let him die of a severe case of chronic diaper rash.
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Post by ohwell on Nov 13, 2009 21:25:05 GMT -5
Hey, Virginians are nice people. Virgins would kick his butt, make him eat swine (that's worse than dirt) and them give him a strong laxative. May his god let him die, and may my God find the right to not forgive for unspeakable savagery.
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Nov 13, 2009 22:18:36 GMT -5
Muslims believe in the same God as Christians... Unfortunately, there are crazy and evil religious zealots.. On both sides... On all sides really...
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Scarlet&Gray
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Post by Scarlet&Gray on Nov 14, 2009 2:40:36 GMT -5
I can't wish death on anyone. My God is a forgiving God. Let him be tried and serve life in the Brigg.
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ScarlettP
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Post by ScarlettP on Nov 14, 2009 7:12:09 GMT -5
Ahhh Gee. We've got Sausage biscuits for breakfast. Ham sandwiches for Lunch. Pork Chops for dinner. Why aren't you eating?
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Scarlet&Gray
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Post by Scarlet&Gray on Nov 14, 2009 15:11:02 GMT -5
I'm having some NY Strips today. Did eat a sausage egg & cheese biscuit. Why do you care what I eat? Are you just being a dumbass?
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Post by mandrake on Nov 14, 2009 21:09:53 GMT -5
wwjd,
Look again at what Scarlet said and then tell us who the dumbass is.
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Scarlet&Gray
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Post by Scarlet&Gray on Nov 14, 2009 21:50:49 GMT -5
Just did don't understand what she saying. If it's a joke it's not funny. Very Daft. I've been called worse by better. I just don't wish death on anyone. it's a karma/religion thing for me. I leave the living and dying up to God. Carry on my wayword son.
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Post by sluggo on Nov 14, 2009 22:17:45 GMT -5
Just did don't understand what she saying. If it's a joke it's not funny. Very Daft. I've been called worse by better. I just don't wish death on anyone. it's a karma/religion thing for me. I leave the living and dying up to God. Carry on my wayword son. It seems pretty clear to me. A Muslim in the Brig, mealtime........... Daft?
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Scarlet&Gray
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Post by Scarlet&Gray on Nov 14, 2009 23:03:10 GMT -5
Ok I get it. I apologize. That it was a slam on me for not cheering for death. Been a long day....
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Longshot! [ Saint ]
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Post by Longshot! [ Saint ] on Nov 15, 2009 0:44:49 GMT -5
They should have tapped him 2 more times center of mass and then one more time in the head. If he gets life a squad of soldiers will have to wipe his sorry paralyzed ass 4 or 5 times a day until he finally dies. Too bad they can't let him die of a severe case of chronic diaper rash. --
Well, at least he didn't "chew Vicodin". You sound like a real "Asshole." Me? I just want him to have a fair trial.
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RuneDeer
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Post by RuneDeer on Nov 16, 2009 23:04:16 GMT -5
72 Virgos. Correcting his table manners and bitching about his socks on the floor.
It's okay, I'm married to one.
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Tookie
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Post by Tookie on Nov 18, 2009 21:56:05 GMT -5
Ahhh Gee. We've got Sausage biscuits for breakfast. Ham sandwiches for Lunch. Pork Chops for dinner. Why aren't you eating? Thumbs up!
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Post by printemps on Nov 19, 2009 16:11:12 GMT -5
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Nov 24, 2009 11:26:45 GMT -5
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Post by Police Moderator on Nov 25, 2009 6:10:06 GMT -5
I hope the 70 Virginians practice safe sex. That should teach 'im.
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