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Post by okz on Nov 25, 2009 11:15:32 GMT -5
Ok....start with vampire teen male....has to be manly but not too...make him sensitive...and mysterious...and a rebel...but sensitive.
Take one female...pretty but not too pretty...because pretty girls can get anyone....leave our vampire guys alone.
Guy is new in school...new in the neighbor...new at the roller rink..whatever.
They meet and vampire wants her blood but he's torn because she's sensitive like him.....and really alive...and he likes that,because well he's dead.
He plays like he likes her but...she can't know his secret.
She likes him but he's mysterious......what's he hiding?....is he really gay?...Is he dating a cheerleader at Central High???
Introducing the bad guy...maybe bad vampire or just an "earthly asshole" like....Kayne West.
Vampire saves her from said "a-hole",,,,she finds out and is repulsed....but not really......she has to be indignite or she looks like a Satan worshiper.
45 minutes of I love you....I hate you......This will never work.....they are in full blown love....
Thrown in some parents yelling about how they don't "trust that boy!"
At the end some Vampires who don't like interdead dating show up and the fight is on....
Hero is killled...no he's not....bad guys get sent back to some mythical vampire land.....
Bring on the Vampire Teens 2.......
I could write that crap....
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Post by spastikcomma on Nov 25, 2009 11:41:56 GMT -5
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Post by okz on Nov 25, 2009 11:50:10 GMT -5
They put sparkly dildos in happy meals at burger king now.
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Post by spastikcomma on Nov 25, 2009 11:51:37 GMT -5
Makes them happier meals.
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Post by okz on Nov 25, 2009 11:55:36 GMT -5
Happy ending meals
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Post by gridbug on Nov 25, 2009 12:09:31 GMT -5
Oooh ooh! Where can I buy a ticket?!?
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Post by gridbug on Nov 25, 2009 12:29:07 GMT -5
Eh, who am I kidding? I would much rather have a zombie love story, like "Dellamore, Dellamorte" or "My Boyfriend's Back"  |
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Post by Tsavodiner on Nov 27, 2009 5:09:27 GMT -5
Vampire movies SUCK!
(somebody had to do it)
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Post by ScarlettP on Nov 29, 2009 9:32:25 GMT -5
Twilight sucks. But the vampires don't. That's why it sucks!
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Post by goomba on Nov 29, 2009 10:56:22 GMT -5
go read the book Dracula.
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Post by erinslion on Nov 29, 2009 15:55:29 GMT -5
>>Eh, who am I kidding? I would much rather have a zombie love story, like "Dellamore, Dellamorte" or "My Boyfriend's Back" << Fido |
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Nov 29, 2009 18:35:50 GMT -5
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Post by ScarlettP on Nov 30, 2009 7:17:34 GMT -5
go read the book Dracula. Actually, I did read it... back in the 80's when I was on a kick to read all the 'classics'. I discovered that I really hate that "Book full of Letters" style of writing. Didn't like it in Steven King's 'Carry' either. Some books are great stories if you can plow through a distasteful writing style. And then there are books like Elric by Moorecock. Great story! But the man can't write to save his life. |
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Nov 30, 2009 12:46:32 GMT -5
"Great story! But the man can't write to save his life."
With a name like his, he's probably a better fighter than writer.
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Post by daworm on Nov 30, 2009 14:16:55 GMT -5
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Post by ScarlettP on Nov 30, 2009 18:56:01 GMT -5
OMG #26
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Post by Justin Thyme on Nov 30, 2009 19:41:01 GMT -5
I don't think I was nearly as disturbed by #26 as I was by #7.
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Post by gridbug on Dec 1, 2009 13:38:22 GMT -5
But Ms Scarlett - it SPARKLES!!! |
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Post by Jay on Dec 1, 2009 16:45:44 GMT -5
I don't think I was nearly as disturbed by #26 as I was by #7. I couldn't agree more... |
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