I remember when a ....

[okz]

pitcher of beer was a pitcher..
Now they have some built in tube to put ice in...takes up half the pitcher yet its the same price.

No ...I'll tell ya what sweet pants,go get me and my boys a real pitcher and fill it up....Ya don't have to worry about it getting warm...kay?

[gridbug]

A fancy pants chiller in your pitcher is a hint you're not in a beer joint. Get yourself an appletini or head for a pub instead.

[okz]

I was in at a dive bar in Fort Myers FL last night that was straight out of a Bukowski novel. Some drunk woman in her 70s kept lifting her shirt and flashing the bar. The whole night was like rubbernecking at a car crash. I wanted to leave but I didn't want to miss any of the weirdness.

[LimitedRecourse]

I'd rather be a catcher of beer...