printemps
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Post by printemps on Dec 2, 2009 21:42:38 GMT -5
Golf Digest's December issue just hit the stands:  |
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Dec 3, 2009 10:40:59 GMT -5
#1 Don't have an affair.
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Post by vanstheman on Dec 3, 2009 13:01:14 GMT -5
#2 Don't let your wife grab your phone after you've texted your girlfriend.(how it all began)
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Post by okz on Dec 3, 2009 13:14:19 GMT -5
#3 after you say that you are going to send 30,000 US troops to fight in Afghanistan, pray that there is some kind of celebrity sex scandal so that people won't talk about it.
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Dec 3, 2009 16:01:31 GMT -5
#4 Keep your golf clubs in a securely locked cabinet.
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Post by gridbug on Dec 3, 2009 17:04:23 GMT -5
I hope she didn't whack him in his golf balls!  |
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Dec 4, 2009 16:50:13 GMT -5
I would think that'd be her first target..
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Post by mikeydokey on Dec 6, 2009 12:28:27 GMT -5
Why is Obama bending over in front of Tiger Woods.
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Post by gridbug on Dec 7, 2009 12:45:39 GMT -5
Why is Obama bending over in front of Tiger Woods. Must have something to do with Tiger being asian. |
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Post by mikeydokey on Dec 11, 2009 10:42:32 GMT -5
Tiger's only 1/2 Asian and Obama's only 1/2 Honky, what else would they have in common, that they would be paired together.
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Post by Justin Thyme on Dec 12, 2009 15:41:30 GMT -5
They both play golf?
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Post by cadillacdude1975 on Dec 13, 2009 5:53:05 GMT -5
#5 no witnesses.
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Post by mikeydokey on Dec 13, 2009 11:01:30 GMT -5
Never heard of Obama playing golf before, does he have a handicap? i've heard of him making bombs with bill ayres and hanging out with lots of race baiters, communist, marxists, and socialists. But they've never struck me as a golf playing crowd, I figured they all played Risk and that was about it.
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