okz
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Post by okz on Dec 15, 2009 16:48:53 GMT -5
It has come to our attention that certain members are still peeing in the forum pool.
I thought we addressed this issue last year with the installation of bushes near the diving board.
Please remember that although its fun,easy and creates a warm feeling around your midsection.. its still considered wrong and unacceptable by polite members of society.
In the future please respect others and use the bushes or bring a pee bucket.
Thanks for helping us address this issue.
Maury Feldman
CMF Homeowner Ass. President 2009-2010.
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JC
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Post by JC on Dec 15, 2009 17:00:24 GMT -5
I brought a pee bucket but it tends to leak when I use it in the pool
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okz
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Post by okz on Dec 15, 2009 17:08:46 GMT -5
December 20th we will have our annual Virtual Christmas party at the Forum Community Center.
This year we ask that attendees not to use use any mixer that will stain the virtual carpet red when vomitted.
Lemonaide,Coke,Sprite and Tonic water are acceptable.....
Gladis Harlin
Social Activities Planner
CMF Forum
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Bob
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Post by Bob on Dec 15, 2009 17:44:45 GMT -5
This year we ask that attendees not to use use any mixer that will stain the virtual carpet red when vomitted. dang.... |
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okz
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Post by okz on Dec 15, 2009 17:47:47 GMT -5
It has come to my attention that some members are using pee buckets in the pool....although we appreciate the effort we feel that we can be better served by using them on dry land.
Maury Feldman
CMF Homeowner Ass.President 2009-2010.
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Dec 15, 2009 18:06:53 GMT -5
Due to a mix up in the Urinalysis Lab there will be no Apple Juice served at the annual Virtual Christmas party at the Forum Community Center this year.
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JC
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Post by JC on Dec 15, 2009 20:26:49 GMT -5
Pools are built on dry land...
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Post by Walker, Texas Ranger on Dec 16, 2009 0:08:24 GMT -5
I step down from running the place a year ago and a homeowners association springs up?
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Bryan Stone
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I'll give it six months.
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Post by Bryan Stone on Dec 16, 2009 0:11:43 GMT -5
where's Limited Intercourse? this is a great opp to pad his stats
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MSwafford
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Post by MSwafford on Dec 16, 2009 0:21:11 GMT -5
We have an Ass President? How does one run for such an office?
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ScarlettP
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Post by ScarlettP on Dec 16, 2009 5:29:58 GMT -5
You have to be Grandfathered in and know the secret handshake to know about these things. I was late coming to the party... so I missed out on all that.
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Post by mikeydokey on Dec 19, 2009 2:11:36 GMT -5
Let me know when the next Homeowners Ass meeting will be, I'll make plans to notta be there.
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Dec 19, 2009 7:31:53 GMT -5
I think we need to rethink the secret handshake thing. No one wants to shake hands with a guy who has both hands on the other's shoulder.
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Post by ohwell on Dec 19, 2009 17:13:22 GMT -5
Excuse me, I have to go piss.
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RuneDeer
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Post by RuneDeer on Dec 19, 2009 21:20:01 GMT -5
Oh, does this mean all our avatars are going to have to be the same to achieve a "uniform exterior look?" And what about my rotary clothesline, dammit?
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ScarlettP
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Post by ScarlettP on Dec 20, 2009 6:41:32 GMT -5
Can I wash the car in the front yard and put up a basketball net.
**Wait. I never wash the car and we hate basket ball.**
Can we run a Charity Haunted House?
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Post by mikeydokey on Dec 20, 2009 8:16:50 GMT -5
No and you definitely cannot have a flagpole, unless your ole man just happens to wake up with one. Accidents happen you kinow.
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