okz
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Post by okz on Mar 4, 2010 15:42:08 GMT -5
I'm going today to get fitted for my new finger.I've been missing my left pinky finger ever since I had that electric hedge trimmer accident in '01.
Its great what they can do these days with fake body parts.
Yes it costs 15 grand but its worth it.....no more stares at the store....no more "mommy why is that man missing a pinky?"
I can start living my life and come out of the shadows.
Its been extra hard since Im in a gang and noboby can understand my signs......Once I flashed a Crip that he was on my turf and my lack of pinky turned into a request for a date.
We had a great time.......anyway,I will be a whole person again.
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Post by gridbug on Mar 4, 2010 16:09:07 GMT -5
I sure hope it has a quick release feature. The potential pranks will help you get your $15G worth! If that kid says anything just give the little so-and-so the finger.
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Post by ohwell on Mar 4, 2010 20:18:14 GMT -5
I have a pink crayon. Will that help? I'm sorry, but if that is the only thing you are worried about, you need a life. You see, I am missing both breast, thank you Cancer. Worry about the important stuff, not the little pinky stuff.
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Post by ohwell on Mar 4, 2010 20:18:59 GMT -5
Oh, wait a minute. Can I use my middle finger?  |
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Bob
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Post by Bob on Mar 4, 2010 22:10:06 GMT -5
Its all relative. I refused to be seen in public without my artificial leg for years. Then one day I figured out people were staring at me in a wheelchair trying to figure out why. Took the leg off people stopped staring.. [shrug]
I rate your new finger up there with breast implants. Not necessary but if it makes you feel better about yourself well worth it.
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Post by mikeydokey on Mar 5, 2010 22:03:18 GMT -5
makes sense too me
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 7:06:30 GMT -5
> Then one day I figured out people were staring at me in a wheelchair trying to figure out why. Took the leg off people stopped staring.. [shrug]
It might have had something to do with the push-pins stuck in your leg. (Something of an inside joke, people. You can ask Bob.)
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ScarlettP
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Post by ScarlettP on Mar 8, 2010 6:28:18 GMT -5
*giggle* A buddy of mine had his nose 'done' after it was broken in an accident. He had zero feeling in it. He used to put staples in his nose as a 'party gag' until his plastic surgeon told him to STOP THAT before he got a nasty infection that would make it fall off.
*Yoda. Stop touching that.*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 8:38:13 GMT -5
I hate web cams.
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