printemps
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Post by printemps on Mar 17, 2010 21:32:51 GMT -5
Top 5 Country & Western Songs:
5. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
4. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
3. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
2. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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Post by joedog on Mar 17, 2010 21:56:31 GMT -5
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Post by ScarlettP on Mar 18, 2010 5:18:09 GMT -5
Top 5 Country & Western Songs: 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Some people pay extra for that. |
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Post by frayne56 on Mar 18, 2010 7:27:52 GMT -5
Yea, it ends up being called alimony !
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Post by LimitedRecourse on Mar 18, 2010 10:28:19 GMT -5
"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"
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Post by daworm on Mar 18, 2010 15:46:31 GMT -5
Kip Adotta (the "Wet Dream" song guy) did a song called "I'm So Miserable Without You It's Just Like Having You Around".
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Post by el Gusano on Mar 19, 2010 1:43:06 GMT -5
I think this one should qualify:
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life
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Post by Jay on Mar 22, 2010 15:26:08 GMT -5
You make me come...
You make me complete...
You make me completely miserable...
'Lit - You Make Me Complete'
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