Post by Homebrew Dave on Sept 27, 2010 8:41:52 GMT -5
...the dearly departed Elder God, Cthulhu.
Yes...it's me. I know I haven't posted in ages. I basically lost interest in the Forum and I really haven't regained it yet.
I just had to come in here to rant and rave about the low-life douche bag who absconded with my brother's plush Cthulhu doll which has been the mascot of our circle of friends now for over a year. He was stolen Saturday night at the wedding party for Michael and Anne Walters at the Riverhouse Pub. Many of you are friends of C.T. Hulhu on facebook and there are literally hundreds of people who have been photographed with him. My own profile picture on facebook shows "Cuthy" sitting on my shoulder.
The remainder of this post is directed specifically at the person or persons responsible for the theft of our mascot.
You suck. You are a turd. You are low-life scum.
That wasn't just a toy you took. It was our mascot. It was a symbol of the fellowship and friendship of our group. It has been a part of all of our good times together. All the parties, road trips, conventions, celebrations, marriages, and gatherings. He was more than cloth and stuffing. He was our joys, our laughter, and our memories.
H.P. Lovecraft created him with his fiction. He subsisted by devouring the souls of mortals. This should be a relief to you as, obviously, for you to have committed such an act out of either simple selfishness or malicious cruelty, you must not have a soul to be devoured.
May your genitalia experience a perpetual herpes outbreak.
Dave
Yes...it's me. I know I haven't posted in ages. I basically lost interest in the Forum and I really haven't regained it yet.
I just had to come in here to rant and rave about the low-life douche bag who absconded with my brother's plush Cthulhu doll which has been the mascot of our circle of friends now for over a year. He was stolen Saturday night at the wedding party for Michael and Anne Walters at the Riverhouse Pub. Many of you are friends of C.T. Hulhu on facebook and there are literally hundreds of people who have been photographed with him. My own profile picture on facebook shows "Cuthy" sitting on my shoulder.
The remainder of this post is directed specifically at the person or persons responsible for the theft of our mascot.
You suck. You are a turd. You are low-life scum.
That wasn't just a toy you took. It was our mascot. It was a symbol of the fellowship and friendship of our group. It has been a part of all of our good times together. All the parties, road trips, conventions, celebrations, marriages, and gatherings. He was more than cloth and stuffing. He was our joys, our laughter, and our memories.
H.P. Lovecraft created him with his fiction. He subsisted by devouring the souls of mortals. This should be a relief to you as, obviously, for you to have committed such an act out of either simple selfishness or malicious cruelty, you must not have a soul to be devoured.
May your genitalia experience a perpetual herpes outbreak.
Dave
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