osrb
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Post by osrb on Nov 9, 2010 12:41:27 GMT -5
By Ben Popper November 8, 2010 | 1:16 p.m British health officials are hard at work on a new app that will allow users to pee into their cell phones and find out within minutes if they have an STD. Seriously, we could not make this stuff up if we tried. According to The Guardian, £4 million have been invested in the UK Clinical Research Collaboration, which is creating a smartphone app that will allow users, "to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes." STD Test? There's an App for That******************************************************* Now who did not see this coming? The next one will be an instant drug test.
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Police Moderator
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Post by Police Moderator on Nov 9, 2010 19:55:45 GMT -5
Good news = STD free
Bad news = Phone shorted out
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Post by Warkitty on Nov 9, 2010 20:06:18 GMT -5
LOL imagine how that comes up on a date.
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Post by pictureman on Nov 9, 2010 20:17:37 GMT -5
"You want to put your cell phone where?? How 'bout if I slam the lid on your little tallywhacker!!"
"Well, yeah, that is the other option..."
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JC
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Post by JC on Nov 9, 2010 22:12:32 GMT -5
....and that;s how I got ear clap....
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