CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse

[goomba]

CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'


Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."


Read more: www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1MlOf2JLX

[mikeydokey]

Well it seems that the CDC didn't fair too well during the last ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[mikeydokey]

Okay, okay, it's just the pretend CDC, yes all you know-it-alls, its really The Cobb Center.

[gridbug]

Thank you Fox News. I'll file this away with the warnings of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Distraction.

[Ringleman#5]

I'm fat.
I can't run far or fast.
I'm gonna die.

[joedog]

May 19, 2011 17:37:28 GMT -5 Ringleman#5 said:

I'm fat.
I can't run far or fast.
I'm gonna die.

If it happens you can hang with me, I will trip help ya.

[gridbug]

In all seriousness, zombies are every bit the threat that the avian flu pandemic was...

[Tsavodiner]

Doc Anderson said it would be this way.

He said that right before he was late entering the Ark.

[Warkitty]

You all think I'm crazy for trying to stay fit, but....

[Tsavodiner]

KHAN!

KKKHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[raymundg]

I heard this issue about the zombie apocalypse and different speculations have been mentioned one of which is what if this invades,what will gonna happen to us? The Centers for Disease Control is tasked with tracking and informing the public about threats to health. The CDC's official weblog on Monday, May 16, considered how to get ready for a zombie attack. The advice contained in this post may come from a rather tongue-in-cheek place, but the advice contained in the post is very real. The CDC also informed to store emergency kit and other important things that will help. We should always be prepared from all the unexpected things that will happen. I found this here: I found this here: Centers for Disease Control carefully considers the zombie apocalypse, newstype.com