osrb
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Post by osrb on Aug 25, 2011 11:52:59 GMT -5
Marine Corps Times is a family newspaper and we only rarely have offensive language in our stories. But this week the word “fart” appears in a story I wrote about the importance of trust between Marines and the Afghan national army soldiers they work with. I didn’t want to write this little blog entry about farts. It’s not even on my beat. But my colleague Dan Lamothe, whose byline you have seen here quite often, shamed me into it. “You owe it to all Marines,” he told me. So here’s the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans. For Marines in Afghanistan: be careful where you fart************************************************ The is one of the asinine things I have ever heard. They are in a country that thinks bathing is an evil western idea and people are worried about farting. This is just too wrong for words.
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Post by Justin Thyme on Aug 25, 2011 11:59:39 GMT -5
Their customs may be odd but the same as you would want them to have respect for our customs in our country we must in turn have respect for their customs in their country.
A man and a woman were sitting on a park bench when a drunk comes along, sits down on the other end and releases a loud and smelly fart. The man jumps up and shouts at the drunk, "How dare you, sir, to fart before my wife!" The drunk responds in slurred speech, "I'm sorry mister. I meant no disrespect. I just didn't know we were taking turns."
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BlackFox
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Post by BlackFox on Aug 25, 2011 12:14:50 GMT -5
"Afghanistan: A country where no one has sex, but they smell like they just did".
-Dave Attell
I assure you that this will only increase the farting. Especially of the "crop dusting" variety when walking through a crowd.
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JC
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Post by JC on Aug 25, 2011 14:29:28 GMT -5
Make a fart noise in church and see how many blue hairs get offended...
Evey culture has it's 'sillyisms. We have ours, they have theirs. Like jit said, we get pissed at foreigners in this country if they fail to follow "our" customs.
Edit; lolz at bf's dave attell joke
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Post by Police Moderator on Aug 25, 2011 18:50:48 GMT -5
Did he change his name to I-Zheet M'Drurz right after the alleged blasphemy?
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