Ocuppy Jamaica

[mikeydokey]

Just returned from a 4 day occupation of Montego Bay, Jamaica; it was a rip roaring success. Rum Bombs and Red Stripes conceded to our demands, our kayaks got bailed out and we got rolled out.

[Bob]

Sounds like fun!

[Deleted]

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. What to do with you, boy? If you hadn't done those rum bombs first, you'd have noticed you were actually canoeing the Sequatchie and somehow ended up in greater metropolitan Whitwell. Not sure how you did that. Whatevah. Sheesh.


and it's "occupy"; not "ocuppy", silly boy. Must have been the Red Stripes.

[Half-Tard]

I just finished an occupy Tybee Island. Shit don't get better going back next October the rates are incredible.

[mikeydokey]

and it's "occupy"; not "ocuppy", silly boy. Must have been the Red Stripes.

HAHAHA, must have been!!! One thing I do know, aint no Red Stripes in Whitwell.

[Tsavodiner]

Get your hair 'dreaded out'?

[mikeydokey]

Out of the 11 people from around here and of their spouses no one got beaded or dreaded, I would have but my buzz cut wouldn't allow it. Out of the group of about 175 from the Southern Region in our group and of their spouses I saw no one with bead or dreadlocks, guess we're just really boring people.

What really got me was how amazed some of the people in our group were that the Jamaicans were pretty straightforward about wanting to hit you up or do a service for us for a dollar or two and how quick they were to try to sell us a little "weed" or "greens." I told them I could take em to some of the places around Chattanooga or Cleveland and the same thing would happen here, just much more forcibly. I asked them to come with me next time I return home to the Mississippi Delta, and they would swear up and down that they were back in Jamaica x10.