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Post by RuneDeer on May 9, 2007 19:45:23 GMT -5
balbriggan -->balbraggin: fabric with exceptionally loose weave; illegal in some municipalities.
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Post by Felix on May 10, 2007 7:20:30 GMT -5
cloister -> clogster: Participant in a inexplicable activity erroneously classified as "dancing" which actually causes terminal torpor in spectators.
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Post by daworm on May 10, 2007 7:33:13 GMT -5
atrabilious -> atrebelious : An upbeat goth.
solemn
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Post by LimitedRecourse on May 10, 2007 12:41:00 GMT -5
solemn--->gollemn: a serious character in Middle Earth.
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Post by RuneDeer on May 11, 2007 5:05:56 GMT -5
autochthonous -->autalkthonous. Pertaining to ideas that arise independently from an individual's mouth, bypassing the brain (see "Trump, Donald;" "O'Donnell, Rosie," and "Griffin, June.")
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Post by LimitedRecourse on May 11, 2007 13:54:24 GMT -5
research--->rearsearch: Googling someone's ass.
livery
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Post by RuneDeer on May 11, 2007 22:11:50 GMT -5
livery--->massivery A super-stretch limousine, exemplified by Europe's largest, "The Terminator," which seats 16 and features two bars, a 500-watt sound system, 42-inch plasma screen (with six other TV’s around the lounge), an illuminated flashing disco floor and roof and, of course, a Jacuzzi in the rear.
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Post by Felix on May 11, 2007 22:36:28 GMT -5
subsidy -> suburbsidy: The income tax deduction for mortgage interest.
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Post by LimitedRecourse on May 13, 2007 18:58:35 GMT -5
router--->trouter: tool made especially for use on fresh water fish.
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Post by daworm on May 14, 2007 10:04:38 GMT -5
batik -> bateak : Hippy wood.
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Post by Felix on May 14, 2007 15:59:42 GMT -5
flavonoid -> flavovoid: Food with no flavor.
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Post by Bloodhound on May 14, 2007 16:48:12 GMT -5
inkhorn > inkporn: Dirty tattoos.
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Post by Homebrew Dave on May 15, 2007 12:03:35 GMT -5
artistic > eartistic: an often-times pleasing sound that you have to be an educated upper east coast liberal to truly understand.
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Post by daworm on May 16, 2007 8:08:15 GMT -5
harmonious -> whoremoanious : A brothel with thin walls.
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Post by Homebrew Dave on May 16, 2007 9:33:51 GMT -5
chlorine -> chlorinet: a musical instrument which causes unconsciousness and purifies swimming pools.
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Post by Felix on May 17, 2007 8:45:24 GMT -5
distillation -> distitillation: Getting intimate with your date by plying her with liquor. (Reverse method is using cholorform-Thud!)
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Post by daworm on May 17, 2007 12:36:15 GMT -5
fulminate -> fulmernate : Alabama newspaper on the subject of Tennessee's coach.
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Post by RuneDeer on May 17, 2007 20:15:43 GMT -5
adjutant---> adjukant: Restaurant staff member in charge of keeping the Muzak up to date.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2007 20:33:18 GMT -5
outrageous -> snoutrageous : Jimmy Durante's proboscis.
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Post by Homebrew Dave on May 19, 2007 12:55:51 GMT -5
Occasionally, a word comes up which does not need modification...it only needs redefining...Yoda has left us one such word....
pernicious: a hard-core Anne McCaffrey fan
dragons
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Post by daworm on May 21, 2007 7:16:22 GMT -5
One might argue you should have capped the P, but that's ok.
dragons -> draggins : When Frodo becomes Frieda for the evening.
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Post by Felix on May 21, 2007 8:26:52 GMT -5
"Fraggins" is so good, Worm. Unbidden mental image of Sam finally losing control. "Oh, you are so hot, Ms. Baggins!"
culpable -> culpalpable: Guilty of fondling forbidden folks.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2007 18:15:14 GMT -5
prothalamion - > prothalameow : that gawd-awful howling of cats making kittens.
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Post by LimitedRecourse on May 23, 2007 15:22:54 GMT -5
fructify--->fluktify: to produce a long string lucky breaks.
sorrel
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Post by daworm on May 23, 2007 15:28:06 GMT -5
sorrel -> sworrel : Yo, yo, know whut I'm a talkin' bout, Verne? Yo.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2007 18:34:04 GMT -5
insensitive -> insensilove : those who do not care for or about those whom they are porking. See cats and rabbits.
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Post by RuneDeer on May 27, 2007 7:58:26 GMT -5
polygamy -->polygumy: the practice of chewing a wad of Bazooka, one of Bubble Yum and one of Bubbleicious all at one time. Popular with middle-schoolers.
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Post by Felix on May 27, 2007 8:34:22 GMT -5
nunnery -> stunnery: A bar where Jägermeister shooters are on happy hour.
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Post by RuneDeer on May 27, 2007 19:07:50 GMT -5
flummery --> flim-flummery: Serving Quaker Instant and passing it off as homemade.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2007 19:36:21 GMT -5
shindig -> shundig: a party that people tend to shy away from.
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