Post by Gary on Mar 20, 2007 11:03:23 GMT -5
Word Morphing Thread, Part III - Archive
kidiot - The stupid guy online that claims every insult he makes was "just kidding around".
Stupid -> stupied: How the contestant who won the pie-eating contest felt when he couldn't get up out of his chair after the contest.
benedict -> benedick : Condition of forum owners who nuke threads by mistake.
correction -> incorrection: When forumites light torches and take pitchforks in hand after a hamhanded forum owner incorrectly screws up their favorite thread.
moron -> morphon: One of aforementioned board owner's many new names since nuking the word morph thread; see kidiot.
Elbonia > Elboner: Native of Elbonia; principal exports of which are kidiots and morphons.
vapid > viapid what you need when the brain can no longer get it up.
incontinence > incontinents: At sea.
bladder -> bladdest: the biggest, baddest bladder in the land : see Worm
pilsner -> pilfner: The rotten bastard that drains your beer while you are in the bathroom.
undulate > undulance: A tandem emergency vehicle.
recalcitrant -> recalyptrate: To replace the hood on a mushroom.
mushroom -> mushrune: ancient germanic alphabet cereal made from corn meal.
happiness > harpiness: the feeling that that woman is really riding you too hard, but you still loooove to listen to it...
mythology -> mytholorgy: Unprovable stories of rampant sexual parties in prehistory.
catchpole -> crotchpole : Japanese made vaulting implement.
lumbago > limbago: Throwing your back out trying to dance under a pole.
thoracic > thoracidic: Really bad Reflux; or Norse LSD.
Mjolnir -> Mjolnoir : Gangster film featuring hammers instead of heaters.
violin > violince: to do unspeakable things with a Stradivarius.
moog > moogle: Regular people with musical talent. ref: muggles, see "Harry Potter"
wizard -> whizard : One capable of performing urinal tricks.
porcelain -> porkslain: What happened to LeRoy Mercer's relative; "Have ye ever seen somebody et by a hawg?"
belfry > gelfry: an escaped Genetically Engineered Life Form.
dwarf > dwarfry: very short french fries.
establishment -> establishmint : Government candy.
congratulations -> congradulations : the welcome letter that comes with the exorbitantly high interest rate credit cards aimed at college students
chicanery -> chicanory : hijinks perpetrated by illegal aliens of latin extraction.
racist -> pracist: Those religious believers who just know all other denominations are going straight to hell.
chafing > Chaching: A retailer's favorite word.
Onomatopoeia -> Onomatopoetia: Writing poetry using words that sound like what they describe; "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,/Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,/And burbled as it came!"
syncretism -> syncretinism : Combining two different kinds of lowlifes into one. E.g. Homeless crackhead.
express -> sexpress = strippers performing their art.
burlesque -> miltonburlesque : Old people stripping (ewww) and telling raunchy jokes.
pegboard -> pigboared: Swine pædophilia; "The poor little pig was mounted repeatedly by that big boar."
sacrosanct -> sacrosanka : One's favorite instant coffee, of which you refuse to hear any guff.
rosewood -> arosewood = what happened to the mighty mandingo slave man
when the lady of the manor rushed by in her summer gown.
genteel > genteal: blueballs.
arhythmia -> catarrhythmia: Irregular blockages of the sinuses; catarrhythmia is a common condition in humid, pollen-heavy areas of the country, like Chattanooga.
aeolian -> aeolien : the noise that aliens make in movies
feline -> feeline : The DMV.
extortion -> extartion: finally breaking up with a sleazy significant other
backfire -> cackfire: What it feels like you are ejecting into the toilet the morning after eating a truly authentic Mexican chile.
dilettante -> omelettante: One who appreciates a good omelet but can't make one for shit. Usually reverts to calling it a.....
Frittata > Frittater: A potato, in southern France.
arpeggio -> harpeggio : Well, same as normal, only on a harp...
worcestershire -> wormestershire: A meat sauce so hot that simply applying a few drops on a cut of meat will cook the meat right through.
disparate -> dispairate : yin-yang
rhinoceros -> rhinosclerosis : Another word for priapism.
scatological -> scatologicalafragilisticexpialadocious : Mary Poppins: The Lost Scenes. Julie Andrews may not have starred in them, but I'm sure they're out there.
halitosis > halistasis: Bad breath that won't go away; as distinguished from haliberis, bad taste that won't go away.
contingency -> contingentry : Your social status when your daughter is only engaged, not yet married, above her station.
fractal > factal: Data that, no matter how deeply it is examined, always looks the same.
boolean -> poolean : Addendum to previous logic operations to include the "Free Fire Zone". (and, or, nor, freefire)
Algebra -> Algebrazero = if the middle east had one of those lingerie news channels.
Geometry > Geomletry: To prepare a breakfast dish from the eggs of a Roc.
googol -> googolly = all i got to say after hitting merriam-webster up for the definition of googol
googolplex -> googolplux: Removing all the feathers from a lot of chickens.
outrageous -> spoutrageous = what stray does on the CMF
anal > analert: Product of the EAWS, an Early Asshole Warning System.
duodenum -> triodenum : some have more than others.
sphincter -> sfinkter : a less than admirable male suitor
nincompoop > noncompoop: What the enlisted man left in the latrine.
colostomy -> colostory: the tale of the tail.
chartreuse -> chartruse = when you are in your boat lost out on the bay and
you realize the map you are using is a fake.
topographical > taupeographical: The illustrated manual for Brown River Safety Pants.
heliotrope -> heliostripe : that one strip missed when applying suntan lotion
noxious -> anoxious: Deprived of O2.
foodie -> froodie : Uptight fan of Douglas Adams.
esoteric -> pesoteric = ISL English for illegals
abstruse -> Babstruse what some of the people on this forum would like Babs, and some other people to make..
Ganja -> Ganjarama: What goes on at Radiodrama's place right after a "shipment" arrives.
serpentine -> serpenteen: adolescent creepy, crawly critter, usually non-human.
bikini -> crackini : a migratory bathing suit bottom
speedo -> spreado: What happens when a speedo is worn by some guy with more butt than a speedo can contain. See also: Spandex horrors.
anodyne -> analdyne : Food that is not spicy.
virulent -> virilent = able to overcome feminine defensive mechanisms
masculine -> musculine : A manly sort of homemade wine.
antenna -> anninea: Part of an Italian rocket launch countdown.
carpet -> scarpet : What your puppy does when you drop food on the floor.
amusement -> bamusement: The display closing Riverbend tonight; surefire draw for those who otherwise never show up for a particular activity, such as a baseball game.
noisome -> hanoisome : Vituperous Vietnamese.
vituperous -> vistuporous: Condition after reading every post on the Free Fire Zone; see: induced coma.
undertaker -> blundermaker = what marvell is when he admits to reading every post on the Free Fire Zone; yapping about it over and over but reading it over and over and posting on it over and over.
milquetoast -> bilquetoast : Mild mannered embezzler.
directory -> delectory: Index to delicious dishes.
ensky -> lewensky : The most exalted blowjob ever.
lonely -> clonely: stormtroopers
militant -> millitaint : An extremely small separation between ... well... nevermind.
salacious -> salarycious: Remuneration for the employee of a pr0n magazine.
preen -> neopreen : How a new skinhead shows off his first swaztika tattoo.
resolution -> fezolution: Uncle Henry makes good on his threat and joins the Shriners
calendar -> calendure = the act of X-ing off the passing days
on your office calendar before your next scheduled vacation.
travelog -> travailog : Engineering notebook. (geeks will get it)
creative > creatiff: thinking up new ways to pick a fight.
altercation -> allitercation: Dueling poets.
dearth -> sodearth : Running out of cokes.
folderol -> fodderol
misunderstood -> missunderstood: CoN
blatant -> bleatant
perfunctory -> perflunktory: How I handled classes I didn't like in school.
ilk -> pilk : Result of crushing a child's medication and hiding it in their dairy beverage.
obfuscation -> slobfuscation: Useful strategy for an argument, where one participant is so appallingly unkempt and unwashed that their opponent can't focus on the issue at hand.
diapason -> sinapason: the thunderous range of snoring that emenates from the room across the hall
diaphanous ->diaphantasmous: The conventional presentation of ghosts and spirits in movies and paintings; semi-transparent.
dithyram -> dithyrambling: Oh God! Please make it stop!
canonical -> canonicallah : The Imam's word is law.
prestidigitation -> prestidigitazation: Altering images in a computer to show persons or things as they are not.
tortuous -> tartuous : Unattainable vixen.
rambler -> rumbler : a klutz drunk on rum
discount -> disclout: What happens to a congressman's influence when he or she is a lame duck.
extradite -> sextradite = the purchase of a mail-order bride.
harpy -> charpy : Mexican indelible marker.
indelible -> indelilahble:A woman arousing such passions in a man that he brings down the house to escape her.
confrere -> confrerear = FWB sex
Convolution -> CoNy-volution = one who remembers ever piece of data written on a message forum.
ganja -> garanja : Dope grown where the car is supposed to be.
municipal -> munchipal: Somebody who is always willing to make a "munchie" run for a group of smokers.
notorious -> notourious : A band that frequently cancels appearances.
Bezel -> Beezelboobs - The set of tits that has a man saying the devil made me cheat with her, to his wife.
spastic -> spastastic : Sex with an epileptic. (Ok, that's sick!)
disturbed -> perturbed :what I was after reading Worms post
wanker -> swanker: One who molests waterfowl with long necks; see Zeus.
orotund -> oreotund: extra full and rich, especially the double-stuff versions.
Oops -> poops : Not quite making it to the can.
hazardous -> hazarduous: How you describe doing a dangerous trick by adding great effort. Climbing to the top of a flagpole to do a handstand.
gnomic -> gnomical = when those cute lil'gnomes do funny stuff.
bastard -> basstard: a certain type of mentally deficient fish.
marvelous -> marvelush : A certain forum elder statesman after too many frosty cold beverages.
miniature -> miniatube: What a certain ÜberTech forumite has nightmares about having to watch, instead of the barn-sized screen on his cyber-audio-visual-geeked out entertainment complex. Almost as bad a nightmare as having nothing but Miller Lite to drink. Heh.
huckster -> hulkster: former pro wrestler who has his own reality show now,original wearer of a skullett.
retina -> retaina: The fee one pays to hire a southrun lawya. (See basstard above. I don't know why; just do it.)
plebeian -> dwebeian : The common geek.
encryption -> encryoption: A choice for a terminal patient other than burial, cremation or medical donation.
bowdlerize -> bowdlerise : A somewhat less than functional erection.
frenetic -> frenetick : A flea.
consolation -> consolidation: When, after getting married, she bring all her shit to your house and throws your shit out.
verbose -> verblot: Censored predicates; four-letter actions. "Please verblot F**K in all posts, also S**K."
plethora -> plethorum : Too many categories on a message board.
moribund -> moribland: Characteristic of a forum so devoid of strong views that it is terminally dull.
Paltry -> Paltweed: when your dealer hooks you up with less than what you are paying for.
Schmuck -> Schizmuck: A Schmuck who is a double jerk.
sanctimonious -> sanctimoanious = much of the definition found on the word thread.
criticism -> christicism : Atheist's comments on the dominant religion in the US.
antacid -> fantacid: The hallucinations that come following taking lysergic acid diethylamide. But the brown is not specifically...good.
kaleidoscope -> collidoscope: an imaging device TCrash uses in his investigations.
tertiary -> turdtiary : The latter of my normally scheduled morning, noon and night defecations.
ablution -> abluttonation- a country full of guys who cant kick Popeye's ass.
tattoo -> tattube : Getting ink on your wanker.
excruciating -> excrucistating : crucifying your ex in a public statement
expunge -> hexpunge: Casting out an ex-* with a spell.
pellucid -> pellacid : The crystal clear insights provided by LSD.
dangerous -> dangerush: the hit of adrenalin that happens just before the dumba$$ who drives 75mph on highway 153 hits something or someone else.
twerp -> twerk : a twerp who grows up into a real jerk
Saliva -- Selliva The moisture produced by retailers the weekend after Thanksgiving as they watch the masses trampling each other to buy junk.
obstreperous -> obstreporous : The noise heard when cheap fast food cups begin leaking into your lap.
licorice -> calicorice: A grain designed for multiracial correctness-plain white is obviously racist.
aerie -> faerie : A poofter's loft apartment.
vigorous -> viagrous: Hardly worth mentioning.
stultifying -> stulcifying : Effect voters had on Terry Stulce's congressional bid.
vendetta=vendordetta
Put a bad merchant out of business by sheer word of mouth.
subwoofer -> pubwoofer : the guy who is talking so loud you can hear him at the other end of the bar
autoclave -> autoKlave: The KKK motor pool.
sonorous -> senorous : Pleasing mariachi singer (if indeed such a thing is possible).
missile -> dismissile: How to "blow off" threats by Iranian clerics; see glass parking lot.
hoodwink -> hoodwank : Urban masturbation.
trestle -> trestler: The hairstylist for Monday Night RAW
amputate -> vamputate: to eliminate a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men.
Deuteronomy -> Deuceronomy : Spotting a '32 Ford in orbit.
speculum -> spectaculum: A medical instrument for dilating extremely large or beautiful bodily passages or cavities in order to examine the interior.
philatelist -> filletist: the trout king...he can fillet a fish in 30 seconds flat
glitch -> glitcherati: Wannabe sophisticates who keep tripping over their dysfunctional personalities: see Brittany Spears.
alopecia -> aloepecia : A black thumb
frenetic -> frenetick: An excessively agitated blood-sucking insect; a mite transported with rage or other violent emotion.
mitochondrion -> emetichondrion: A minute creature that threads its way into other organisms and induces vomiting.
pædogogue -> pedagoogler: One who educates in the ways of searching the web.
infinitesimal -> infinidecimal : Pi.
angstrom -> dangstrom! : What Al Sharpton said when he heard his ancestors were owned by Strom Thurmond's ancestor; he will say something stronger if DNA establishes a shared parentage.
malinger -> malfinger:a device employed to direct automobile traffic. (Rarely seen in automatic traffic light cameras.)
complaisance => complainstance: The body position associated with being a total whiney pain is somebody's ass.
arborist -> anarborist: The opposite of a tree-hugger: one who goes around blowing up trees.
rictus -> rictum: a gaping, grimacing anus.
antediluvian -> antedillavian : Before consuming enough vodka to make pickling the parrot sound like a good idea.
thrombosis -> trombosis : Puking into a horn.
catheter -> scatheter: An especially harsh measure used by a nurse to rebuke a patient. "Argue with me, mister, and you'll get the scatheter."
allusion -> all-lusion : someone who speaks in euphemisms only
euphemism -> euphemiss: An inoffensive unmarried girl that is substituted for one that is considered offensive
And the last suggested word was "monogamous"
kidiot - The stupid guy online that claims every insult he makes was "just kidding around".
Stupid -> stupied: How the contestant who won the pie-eating contest felt when he couldn't get up out of his chair after the contest.
benedict -> benedick : Condition of forum owners who nuke threads by mistake.
correction -> incorrection: When forumites light torches and take pitchforks in hand after a hamhanded forum owner incorrectly screws up their favorite thread.
moron -> morphon: One of aforementioned board owner's many new names since nuking the word morph thread; see kidiot.
Elbonia > Elboner: Native of Elbonia; principal exports of which are kidiots and morphons.
vapid > viapid what you need when the brain can no longer get it up.
incontinence > incontinents: At sea.
bladder -> bladdest: the biggest, baddest bladder in the land : see Worm
pilsner -> pilfner: The rotten bastard that drains your beer while you are in the bathroom.
undulate > undulance: A tandem emergency vehicle.
recalcitrant -> recalyptrate: To replace the hood on a mushroom.
mushroom -> mushrune: ancient germanic alphabet cereal made from corn meal.
happiness > harpiness: the feeling that that woman is really riding you too hard, but you still loooove to listen to it...
mythology -> mytholorgy: Unprovable stories of rampant sexual parties in prehistory.
catchpole -> crotchpole : Japanese made vaulting implement.
lumbago > limbago: Throwing your back out trying to dance under a pole.
thoracic > thoracidic: Really bad Reflux; or Norse LSD.
Mjolnir -> Mjolnoir : Gangster film featuring hammers instead of heaters.
violin > violince: to do unspeakable things with a Stradivarius.
moog > moogle: Regular people with musical talent. ref: muggles, see "Harry Potter"
wizard -> whizard : One capable of performing urinal tricks.
porcelain -> porkslain: What happened to LeRoy Mercer's relative; "Have ye ever seen somebody et by a hawg?"
belfry > gelfry: an escaped Genetically Engineered Life Form.
dwarf > dwarfry: very short french fries.
establishment -> establishmint : Government candy.
congratulations -> congradulations : the welcome letter that comes with the exorbitantly high interest rate credit cards aimed at college students
chicanery -> chicanory : hijinks perpetrated by illegal aliens of latin extraction.
racist -> pracist: Those religious believers who just know all other denominations are going straight to hell.
chafing > Chaching: A retailer's favorite word.
Onomatopoeia -> Onomatopoetia: Writing poetry using words that sound like what they describe; "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,/Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,/And burbled as it came!"
syncretism -> syncretinism : Combining two different kinds of lowlifes into one. E.g. Homeless crackhead.
express -> sexpress = strippers performing their art.
burlesque -> miltonburlesque : Old people stripping (ewww) and telling raunchy jokes.
pegboard -> pigboared: Swine pædophilia; "The poor little pig was mounted repeatedly by that big boar."
sacrosanct -> sacrosanka : One's favorite instant coffee, of which you refuse to hear any guff.
rosewood -> arosewood = what happened to the mighty mandingo slave man
when the lady of the manor rushed by in her summer gown.
genteel > genteal: blueballs.
arhythmia -> catarrhythmia: Irregular blockages of the sinuses; catarrhythmia is a common condition in humid, pollen-heavy areas of the country, like Chattanooga.
aeolian -> aeolien : the noise that aliens make in movies
feline -> feeline : The DMV.
extortion -> extartion: finally breaking up with a sleazy significant other
backfire -> cackfire: What it feels like you are ejecting into the toilet the morning after eating a truly authentic Mexican chile.
dilettante -> omelettante: One who appreciates a good omelet but can't make one for shit. Usually reverts to calling it a.....
Frittata > Frittater: A potato, in southern France.
arpeggio -> harpeggio : Well, same as normal, only on a harp...
worcestershire -> wormestershire: A meat sauce so hot that simply applying a few drops on a cut of meat will cook the meat right through.
disparate -> dispairate : yin-yang
rhinoceros -> rhinosclerosis : Another word for priapism.
scatological -> scatologicalafragilisticexpialadocious : Mary Poppins: The Lost Scenes. Julie Andrews may not have starred in them, but I'm sure they're out there.
halitosis > halistasis: Bad breath that won't go away; as distinguished from haliberis, bad taste that won't go away.
contingency -> contingentry : Your social status when your daughter is only engaged, not yet married, above her station.
fractal > factal: Data that, no matter how deeply it is examined, always looks the same.
boolean -> poolean : Addendum to previous logic operations to include the "Free Fire Zone". (and, or, nor, freefire)
Algebra -> Algebrazero = if the middle east had one of those lingerie news channels.
Geometry > Geomletry: To prepare a breakfast dish from the eggs of a Roc.
googol -> googolly = all i got to say after hitting merriam-webster up for the definition of googol
googolplex -> googolplux: Removing all the feathers from a lot of chickens.
outrageous -> spoutrageous = what stray does on the CMF
anal > analert: Product of the EAWS, an Early Asshole Warning System.
duodenum -> triodenum : some have more than others.
sphincter -> sfinkter : a less than admirable male suitor
nincompoop > noncompoop: What the enlisted man left in the latrine.
colostomy -> colostory: the tale of the tail.
chartreuse -> chartruse = when you are in your boat lost out on the bay and
you realize the map you are using is a fake.
topographical > taupeographical: The illustrated manual for Brown River Safety Pants.
heliotrope -> heliostripe : that one strip missed when applying suntan lotion
noxious -> anoxious: Deprived of O2.
foodie -> froodie : Uptight fan of Douglas Adams.
esoteric -> pesoteric = ISL English for illegals
abstruse -> Babstruse what some of the people on this forum would like Babs, and some other people to make..
Ganja -> Ganjarama: What goes on at Radiodrama's place right after a "shipment" arrives.
serpentine -> serpenteen: adolescent creepy, crawly critter, usually non-human.
bikini -> crackini : a migratory bathing suit bottom
speedo -> spreado: What happens when a speedo is worn by some guy with more butt than a speedo can contain. See also: Spandex horrors.
anodyne -> analdyne : Food that is not spicy.
virulent -> virilent = able to overcome feminine defensive mechanisms
masculine -> musculine : A manly sort of homemade wine.
antenna -> anninea: Part of an Italian rocket launch countdown.
carpet -> scarpet : What your puppy does when you drop food on the floor.
amusement -> bamusement: The display closing Riverbend tonight; surefire draw for those who otherwise never show up for a particular activity, such as a baseball game.
noisome -> hanoisome : Vituperous Vietnamese.
vituperous -> vistuporous: Condition after reading every post on the Free Fire Zone; see: induced coma.
undertaker -> blundermaker = what marvell is when he admits to reading every post on the Free Fire Zone; yapping about it over and over but reading it over and over and posting on it over and over.
milquetoast -> bilquetoast : Mild mannered embezzler.
directory -> delectory: Index to delicious dishes.
ensky -> lewensky : The most exalted blowjob ever.
lonely -> clonely: stormtroopers
militant -> millitaint : An extremely small separation between ... well... nevermind.
salacious -> salarycious: Remuneration for the employee of a pr0n magazine.
preen -> neopreen : How a new skinhead shows off his first swaztika tattoo.
resolution -> fezolution: Uncle Henry makes good on his threat and joins the Shriners
calendar -> calendure = the act of X-ing off the passing days
on your office calendar before your next scheduled vacation.
travelog -> travailog : Engineering notebook. (geeks will get it)
creative > creatiff: thinking up new ways to pick a fight.
altercation -> allitercation: Dueling poets.
dearth -> sodearth : Running out of cokes.
folderol -> fodderol
misunderstood -> missunderstood: CoN
blatant -> bleatant
perfunctory -> perflunktory: How I handled classes I didn't like in school.
ilk -> pilk : Result of crushing a child's medication and hiding it in their dairy beverage.
obfuscation -> slobfuscation: Useful strategy for an argument, where one participant is so appallingly unkempt and unwashed that their opponent can't focus on the issue at hand.
diapason -> sinapason: the thunderous range of snoring that emenates from the room across the hall
diaphanous ->diaphantasmous: The conventional presentation of ghosts and spirits in movies and paintings; semi-transparent.
dithyram -> dithyrambling: Oh God! Please make it stop!
canonical -> canonicallah : The Imam's word is law.
prestidigitation -> prestidigitazation: Altering images in a computer to show persons or things as they are not.
tortuous -> tartuous : Unattainable vixen.
rambler -> rumbler : a klutz drunk on rum
discount -> disclout: What happens to a congressman's influence when he or she is a lame duck.
extradite -> sextradite = the purchase of a mail-order bride.
harpy -> charpy : Mexican indelible marker.
indelible -> indelilahble:A woman arousing such passions in a man that he brings down the house to escape her.
confrere -> confrerear = FWB sex
Convolution -> CoNy-volution = one who remembers ever piece of data written on a message forum.
ganja -> garanja : Dope grown where the car is supposed to be.
municipal -> munchipal: Somebody who is always willing to make a "munchie" run for a group of smokers.
notorious -> notourious : A band that frequently cancels appearances.
Bezel -> Beezelboobs - The set of tits that has a man saying the devil made me cheat with her, to his wife.
spastic -> spastastic : Sex with an epileptic. (Ok, that's sick!)
disturbed -> perturbed :what I was after reading Worms post
wanker -> swanker: One who molests waterfowl with long necks; see Zeus.
orotund -> oreotund: extra full and rich, especially the double-stuff versions.
Oops -> poops : Not quite making it to the can.
hazardous -> hazarduous: How you describe doing a dangerous trick by adding great effort. Climbing to the top of a flagpole to do a handstand.
gnomic -> gnomical = when those cute lil'gnomes do funny stuff.
bastard -> basstard: a certain type of mentally deficient fish.
marvelous -> marvelush : A certain forum elder statesman after too many frosty cold beverages.
miniature -> miniatube: What a certain ÜberTech forumite has nightmares about having to watch, instead of the barn-sized screen on his cyber-audio-visual-geeked out entertainment complex. Almost as bad a nightmare as having nothing but Miller Lite to drink. Heh.
huckster -> hulkster: former pro wrestler who has his own reality show now,original wearer of a skullett.
retina -> retaina: The fee one pays to hire a southrun lawya. (See basstard above. I don't know why; just do it.)
plebeian -> dwebeian : The common geek.
encryption -> encryoption: A choice for a terminal patient other than burial, cremation or medical donation.
bowdlerize -> bowdlerise : A somewhat less than functional erection.
frenetic -> frenetick : A flea.
consolation -> consolidation: When, after getting married, she bring all her shit to your house and throws your shit out.
verbose -> verblot: Censored predicates; four-letter actions. "Please verblot F**K in all posts, also S**K."
plethora -> plethorum : Too many categories on a message board.
moribund -> moribland: Characteristic of a forum so devoid of strong views that it is terminally dull.
Paltry -> Paltweed: when your dealer hooks you up with less than what you are paying for.
Schmuck -> Schizmuck: A Schmuck who is a double jerk.
sanctimonious -> sanctimoanious = much of the definition found on the word thread.
criticism -> christicism : Atheist's comments on the dominant religion in the US.
antacid -> fantacid: The hallucinations that come following taking lysergic acid diethylamide. But the brown is not specifically...good.
kaleidoscope -> collidoscope: an imaging device TCrash uses in his investigations.
tertiary -> turdtiary : The latter of my normally scheduled morning, noon and night defecations.
ablution -> abluttonation- a country full of guys who cant kick Popeye's ass.
tattoo -> tattube : Getting ink on your wanker.
excruciating -> excrucistating : crucifying your ex in a public statement
expunge -> hexpunge: Casting out an ex-* with a spell.
pellucid -> pellacid : The crystal clear insights provided by LSD.
dangerous -> dangerush: the hit of adrenalin that happens just before the dumba$$ who drives 75mph on highway 153 hits something or someone else.
twerp -> twerk : a twerp who grows up into a real jerk
Saliva -- Selliva The moisture produced by retailers the weekend after Thanksgiving as they watch the masses trampling each other to buy junk.
obstreperous -> obstreporous : The noise heard when cheap fast food cups begin leaking into your lap.
licorice -> calicorice: A grain designed for multiracial correctness-plain white is obviously racist.
aerie -> faerie : A poofter's loft apartment.
vigorous -> viagrous: Hardly worth mentioning.
stultifying -> stulcifying : Effect voters had on Terry Stulce's congressional bid.
vendetta=vendordetta
Put a bad merchant out of business by sheer word of mouth.
subwoofer -> pubwoofer : the guy who is talking so loud you can hear him at the other end of the bar
autoclave -> autoKlave: The KKK motor pool.
sonorous -> senorous : Pleasing mariachi singer (if indeed such a thing is possible).
missile -> dismissile: How to "blow off" threats by Iranian clerics; see glass parking lot.
hoodwink -> hoodwank : Urban masturbation.
trestle -> trestler: The hairstylist for Monday Night RAW
amputate -> vamputate: to eliminate a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men.
Deuteronomy -> Deuceronomy : Spotting a '32 Ford in orbit.
speculum -> spectaculum: A medical instrument for dilating extremely large or beautiful bodily passages or cavities in order to examine the interior.
philatelist -> filletist: the trout king...he can fillet a fish in 30 seconds flat
glitch -> glitcherati: Wannabe sophisticates who keep tripping over their dysfunctional personalities: see Brittany Spears.
alopecia -> aloepecia : A black thumb
frenetic -> frenetick: An excessively agitated blood-sucking insect; a mite transported with rage or other violent emotion.
mitochondrion -> emetichondrion: A minute creature that threads its way into other organisms and induces vomiting.
pædogogue -> pedagoogler: One who educates in the ways of searching the web.
infinitesimal -> infinidecimal : Pi.
angstrom -> dangstrom! : What Al Sharpton said when he heard his ancestors were owned by Strom Thurmond's ancestor; he will say something stronger if DNA establishes a shared parentage.
malinger -> malfinger:a device employed to direct automobile traffic. (Rarely seen in automatic traffic light cameras.)
complaisance => complainstance: The body position associated with being a total whiney pain is somebody's ass.
arborist -> anarborist: The opposite of a tree-hugger: one who goes around blowing up trees.
rictus -> rictum: a gaping, grimacing anus.
antediluvian -> antedillavian : Before consuming enough vodka to make pickling the parrot sound like a good idea.
thrombosis -> trombosis : Puking into a horn.
catheter -> scatheter: An especially harsh measure used by a nurse to rebuke a patient. "Argue with me, mister, and you'll get the scatheter."
allusion -> all-lusion : someone who speaks in euphemisms only
euphemism -> euphemiss: An inoffensive unmarried girl that is substituted for one that is considered offensive
And the last suggested word was "monogamous"