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Post by Police Moderator on Mar 27, 2013 15:28:30 GMT -5
Rights & Responsibilities by Alex Teach, Columnist February 28, 2013 Freedom of speech in America is an argument that never gets old, and the indigenous people of Hamilton County have continued the argument following the recent events surrounding a local man charged with the felony crime of “Retaliation for Past Actions.” Free speech is only free when it is not taken for granted Despite the public records attesting to my statements, for the sake of maintaining solid bowel movements for The Pulse legal team I will refer to this man only as “Bill” for the duration of this column. Bill’s wife was pulled over for a traffic violation and in the course of her detainment she was found to have what turned out to be Bill’s late grandmother’s slapjack. A slapjack is a piece of metal (usually lead) with a long, stout spring attached to it that is wrapped in leather, about 8 to 10 inches long. You hold it by the narrow spring-end and when you “slap” the thick metal end against someone’s head, it has the expected effect of knocking the shit out of them and usually splitting the skin in the process (and getting them to pause for the effect, which was the point), such is the impact to the skull. Read more: chattanooga pulse
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Post by Warkitty on Mar 28, 2013 16:14:52 GMT -5
Sounds like a redneck. Or a gangsta. Sometimes, it's hard to tell the difference.
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