How to call the Police

[tcrashfx]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"



Funny, but don't try this at home!

[Babs]

I like that!!

[Copperhead]

Now, that's a way to guarentee a response!

[Homebrew Dave]

Bravo. Well done.

Dave

[Fun Grrl From Mt Pilot]

'Here copper copper copper' has always worked well for me....

[Red]

That wasn't a police officer you dork... that was the guy from the Village People. Sheez.

[gridbug]

How NOT to call the police:

SoooEEE pig pig pig pig

But it gets a response about as quick Not to mention a ride in a nice squad car, a place for the night, ...

[Fun Grrl From Mt Pilot]

Get the story straight Red....it was the indian...not the cop...sheesh..

[daworm]

The Happy Hooker Sez: Dial 911, Make a cop come.

[stray]

Here's how you call a cop:

[WorlockX]

And Stray posts the easiest way to get a beat cop's full, undivided attention.

[tcrashfx]

You add fresh free coffee to those donuts and I'll run hot to ya!

[Longshot! [ Saint ]]

Fuck the donuts.

(Not literally. Unless..well, that's another thread.)


But once you've had 'Dunkin Donuts' house blend, you'll NEVER go back.

[LimitedRecourse]

Plain doughnots: NO
Eclairs/Boston Cremes: Clear the fast lane!

[Deleted]

> But once you've had 'Dunkin Donuts' house blend,...

and they won't sell you a bag o' beans.